and i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 4,349 to fall down at your door gasping "please marry me, i am so desperate for attention"

I truly hate as a fully grown women that I find Harry Styles attractive. But I do. GOD ITS THE WORST.

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Communications director? And she still hasn't learned the basic rule that the internet is forever so watch what your dumb ass posts on social media with your name attached? I know a few 13-year-olds who could probably fill in for her with no loss in work quality.

The Lord helps those who help themselves to not be fucking stupid.

(Insert Grumpy cat GOOD meme)

No, those are Redditors and anti-Redditors (hard to explain) who do that to EVERY video that is posted on r/videos. I can tell you the names of the worst offenders before I even click over. They do it on every video. Everyone knows their game by now, except a few kind, well-meaning souls that don't understand this is…

Joke's on you rich guy. I just made it my wallpaper for free.

Or keep making country music for the people who love the genre and are tired of all the bigots and racist crackers dominating the fanbase?

90% of the patients I've I&D'd are homeless. They managed to make it to an ER to get it taken care of.

That explains a lot! I had always thought regular pimples couldn't wait 20 years without either bursting the skin on their own or going away and was terribly confused.

I definitely get to have an opinion about a friend who would post pics on Facebook of her baby crowning in her vagina. But of course, my opinion centers around her poor social media skills, not her birth.

Okay, thank you for this because I did not at all understand the ending to this video. I was like, "WTF? The dude got back with her?" But now I see that it's a different dude. Guess it's true what they say, all Kennedys look alike.

Kids grow up and become adults who have sex. What a concept!

Men get very angry when you challenge their entitlement to do whatever the fuck they want.

Psh. Typical Jezzie. Asking for unbiased fact-based sources. Harrumph.

Also, Chelsea is like twice Bristol's age.

"(This story literally never gets less depressing, does it?)"

*shrugs* He could still get it.