I've always liked Biden, from the eloquently-stated comments such as these (and these are on POINT) to the hands-in-the-air-wave-them-like-you-just-don't-care "MALARKEY!" moments. A friend of mine once called him a loose cannon, but I think it's the opposite. I think he's been around so long that he just doesn't give…

I want Joe Biden to be my dad and give me inspiring talks straight out of a '90s family sitcom.

I recently received a sample back of mint-lime bodywash. WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT. It didn't even occur to me that I wouldn't want it anywhere near my bits. It was too, too "refreshing." Like, it is not supposed to be cold between my legs. That is not how it is designed.

If it's suuuuuuuuuper diluted it can feel rather refreshing on my bits, but the dilution is really key. That dawning realization of "Oh no...how much worse is this going to get?" is no fun.

I'm wondering if I have bits of steel or something. I don't use it directly on my lady bits, but it is often on the gloves if I exfoliate my mons (gotta prevent those ingrown hairs), and I've never noticed any "terrible tingle".

Not only that, but sometimes in the shower it will just sluice down your body if you use it on the rest of you and you still get the terrible tingle.

THIS IS EXCELLENT REPORTING ON IMPORTANT TOPICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE JOURNALISM AWARDS TO YOU!!!

"Better after there is completely damning evidence released that will destroy our brand than never."

I like that they're boring and happy, honestly. The Charles/Diana and Andrew/Fergie marriages were both such shitshows it's nice to see the younger generation is not totally publicly screwed up from it. But I get why "married couple in their 30s reproduces" is not the most exciting gossip of all time.

That's kinda why I like them so much.

I'll admit I never thought Dumbledore was gay, but then again I never considered the sexuality/relationship status of any of the characters unless a relationship was mentioned.

My sister's friend had seven abortions working at home for Google!!! Click to learn more!!!

I don't know how to address antichoicers without being negative, but oh lawd, I bet you dollars to donuts the person asking how Davis could know the baby was suffering 1. Believes strongly in the fetal pain argument for restricting abortions and 2. Tells people to butt out if someone disagrees with his/here parenting…

If there really is someone who had 7 abortions please don't stop her from having more. Doesn't it occur to the pearl clutching anti-abortionists that someone that ignorant shouldn't be raising a child? If someone is so stupid as to choose to have abortions rather than take a pill or have a IUD implanted, no one…

I would consider more along the lines of a miscarriage that requires medical intervention. As a pro-choice person I think an abortion requires a decision to be made, otherwise it's just medical treatment.

Sure! You should come to my weekly "wedding cake tastings" too - it's all about quality control.

I disagree! I think that makes it even more twee and irritating! I think we will have to agree to disagree on the wedding-humming.

Kids drawings on dress, "adorably askew cake" which was "baked and generously frosted" by their son Pax, family and friends hummed "Here Comes The Bride."

A sincere thank you to GM for finally doing something about the comment system! I've been trying really hard to avoid seeing any of the stolen pics.