Yeah and how much alcohol has been spilled on it? HMMM? SHOULDA WORE THAT NAILPOLISH.

The mattress is dressed a bit too skimpily for its message to be believable.

Sometimes, they are completely benign and easy. My mother who is a small woman, gave birth at home to 10lb babies on three separate occasions with a midwife and claimed it wasn't that bad.

You might feel more confident the closer you get to your due date. It worked that way for me at around 36 weeks. Just keep telling yourself you can do it.

The reduced libido might be due to the realization that her partner is a dickwad who isn't willing to shoulder some of the responsibility for impregnating her.

So what you're saying is ...

Congratulations! Also "Trek Mex" is the name of my new Theramin-centered mariachi cover band.

Maybe they should try praying away the video.

This is the "bitch, get up out my face" smile, for everyone who was unsure.

This is all SO GOOD. It's nice to see a pregnant woman not in solid fabrics (not that there is anything wrong with that!). The dress cut and texture were a risk, but she totally pulls it off. And then the hair and makeup are flawless.

Oh Captain, my Captain!

I think actually taking offense to putting Sofia on a pedestal is one of the biggest wastes of emotion I've heard of. I highly doubt she was forced to do it, and clearly she finds it hilarious.

"Warm hummus," tho.

I will forever be jamming to this song/video and I don't even feel bad about it.

It's probably in The Quicken.

Petition to advance cloning technology to the point that every woman someday can have a Joseph Gordon Levitt.

OMG I love Guys & Dolls. They really need to do that.

Now don't bring Excel into this. That software is a goddamned wonder and I will not have you disparaging it!

We should all be grateful these people are idiots. Could you imagine if they used legitimate sales/marketing tools used for lead tracking?