We gather the news from a variety of sources and I do spend a lot of time on sites that produce viral content, I'm not going to hide that. Lots of stuff comes to/from Reddit even if it's not created there. This was a really interesting AMA.

Indeed. I predict North West will be a nuclear physicist or a brain surgeon or something. Her facial expression always says, "Who are these people? Why the heck was I born into this family? Please get me out of here."

I'm getting married in... shit, less than three months, and I like to think I'm quite reasonable. My take on the matter has always been that everyone else is doing me a favor. Literally nobody else on the face of the planet cares about my wedding as much as I do, and the people who show up anyway - never mind the ones…

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

I'm not one to leap to Kim's defense, but I have not had any cosmetic procedures, yet my ass has been growing steadily for the past few years as well. It's all about the fat injections. Which I take orally, in the form of nice French cheeses. That way it doesn't show on the x rays. :)

OMG those tiny jean shorts are too much!

Sort of related, has anyone seen these global warming stamps?? They should make them in forever version so I can send them to all my science-hating relatives:

I bought these as soon as they came out last year, and they adorned my Christmas cards. I'm a huge HP fan and my nerdy friends loved them.

In hell your toast is always done wrong, and there's no butter only margarine.

I thought his "It's like being in a thousand drops of heaven" line was even better than the "apparently"s. Laughed my ass off.

He's going to be living that down until he's 60. I know, because I was a kid that talked like a miniature adult. I thank Dog that there were no personal video cameras back then!

There's a bit of Daffy Duck there too, especially on "super slide." I love that he clarifies that he's never been on live television. I'm sure he's been on recorded television dozens of times.

Aren't you a little fucking ray of sunshine?

do we REALLY need to add asterisks and clauses to things that should be painfully obvious when taken in context? Also: there are female condoms. Lesbians (I am one of these FYI) also use male condoms, cutting them for use as dental dams. Stop being so nitpicky and smug, please.

I have this and I couldn't care less. 90% of my underwear fits into "Whatever Undies" with a few not-sexy but yet-to-be-stained pairs for when I'm feeling fancy. But I rarely feel fancy and I'm pretty sure my boyfriend doesn't notice anyway.

I love imagining her picking out her collars based on how pissed she is at a decision. "Oh, I am going full-on starched cotton on this bitch!"

I really don't understand it, unless there is a very specific reason why this neighborhood or route is problematic. In which case, maybe the police should do their job and police the area.

This is a war on *poor* parents. By and large, the greatest density of registered sex offenders will be in the poorer neighborhoods of any city. So if you are a poor single mom, and you're grateful for perhaps the first 30 minutes you've had to yourself in a month...you are at greater risk for negligent parenting…

Ugh, the way teenagers are portrayed to little kids is ridiculous. My friend's 10-year-old is positive that she will either be a bully or bullied once she is a teenager. Like a switch will flip, and all of the complex, nuanced people she knows will be cast as caricatures in a TV drama.

The talented one! Er. That's what I called him when I saw them on Disney. The other two were the Blah one and the Will Not Age Well one.