OMG are you me? Hi anxiety twin!

Nah, she's grappling with the fact that she and her brother will grow up and die one day. It's heavy stuff. Adults cry over that stuff. I imagine you cried when you first realized that sort of thing.

Hahahahahahaha! Kids cry about things like this like it's their job. Because it is. All damn day long. This is one hundred percent developmentally normal. And adorable.

*in nicki's voice* yaaaasss bitch yaaass

Just remember she wasn't the first kick ass woman on tv.

"There is likely to be very little debate that she should terminate the pregnancy in order to survive."

*I'm sorry Torontonians. I know you're not all crotch-grabbers.

Moving forward, I need to not be stupid.

I am fucking AMAZED by the guys that do this. I can't even wrap my head around it, it's like we're a fundamentally different species. My dick and I get along great and we have pretty high opinions of one another (well, I assume the well regard is reciprocated) but it has never once in my entire life occurred to me to…

Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"

I can find a million reasons to hate on Kimye, but the fact that he genuinely seems to love and respect her (even when I personally find her undeserving of the "respect" portion in particular)... that is not something I can hate on. I'm just a sap for a good love story I guess.

The store owner is the one who should be arrested. That dress is a far more grievous crime than mere thievery.

Yes, this scene is quite glorious. One of many.

To dream...the impossible dream (vacuum cleaner noises drown out the rest of the song)

Not to detract from the meaning behind the article, but can i just say, thank you for such a sensitive and well-written piece? Your critique of the report is concise and hightlights the important issue. I am also impressed by when you bring in your own experience as well as when you step back and acknowledge what is…

#freeellenjanesbrain it rhymes!!!

That's unfortunate. Support for Palestine is the first smart thing I've heard from Rihanna but, apparently, that's the line she's unwilling to cross.

Sexism is determining that a corporation's right to religious freedom trumps a woman's human rights. That's what sexism is.

Probably going to avoid Jezebel until that horrible ad with the worm coming out of someone's eye is gone.