I think you only get added to his email list if you buy something off his site. But the shows he sells are only $5 each and they're all good, so you can't go wrong.

I find it rather astonishing that they want to marry a specific person, but aren't able to tell the difference between him and a considerably-younger actor.

I love his I'm-such-a-schlub shtick. If he was just a guy I saw walking down the street, I might think he's a shlub, but since I've fallen in love with Louie when I see him now I get all hot and bothered like very few men can make me feel.

If Hamlet didn't wear a scarf before, he damn well should this time around.

Does Hamlet have a shower scene? I can't remember but I think this version needs a shower scene.

Finally! Is this the regular meeting place for the Lust For Louis Club? I have been looking for y'all for years!

Yeah, sorry Louie, that I'm-such-a-schlub shtick won't work. My feelings of sexual arousal at the mere sight of you would like to testify against that.

He could just stand there and say nothing and I would still laugh. He has a mystical hold over me

It's unhealthy how much I adore the man. Unhealthy, SICK is what it is. I love you Louie.

It's just the "Kanye" face. She looks just like her father down to those eyebrows. When does Kanye not look upset? It's like resting bitch face.

North West is crying out for help in that gif or I'm the queen of fucking France.

"I'm not here to be fair and make friends, I'm here to see dicks."

"I'm not here to be fair and make friends, I'm here to see dicks"

Both of my children are internationally adopted, both abandoned in safe places where they were immediately found and taken to safety. I hope that some day they can find their parents and get answers to their questions. We celebrate their adoption days, their gotcha days, their citizenship days, and their birthdays,…

Beautiful dress (not strapless)!

I saw Josh (my in-my-mind longtime boyfriend since "Sports Night") in the lobby of my shrink's building a month ago and kind of blurted at him "Ohmygod youaresofuckingawesome" (yeah, I know, such eloquence) and just as I was slinking away he HUGGED me and said I'd made his day. So there's that.

Yes, because The Fifth Estate did so spectacularly well. Cumberbatch has the juice to weather a flop like that, but Dan Stevens doesn't. We'll see. He looks foooooiiiiine in that bespoke suit, tho.

I've had a big ol' crush on him since I saw Dead Poet's Society in middle school.

DEAD POETS SOCIETY!!!!!