Yeah, I felt weird announcing it anywhere because sometimes I don't know how much of myself I should give to the internet. But I did put up a kind of oblique post about it on my tumblr and then, IDK, I'm just really excited and happy and I feel pretty comfortable with my little afternoon Dirt Bag crowd, so, yeah.…

Man, in that header image, Kim and Nori both look like they are seeing something seriously sketch, while Kanye just gazes adoringly at Kim.

"It's really just about dopeness at the end of the day."

That's some serious Rokeby Venus shit going on there.

I think he meant HE would be dragging up, not Rayon. Take a sec on this one.

But...by definition, police are supposed to protect and serve. What you call "good cop" stories are SUPPOSED to be the norm, because that is a police officer's goddamn job. Jezebel reports on stories like this because they're NEWS. A police officer that does something heartwarming beyond the call of her/his job is…

To be fair, I can barely resist climbing on top of that and straddling Signor Faun.

"Robert Langdon stared earnestly, but tweedily, at his companion.

PS- the man she beat for the GOP nomination is a 30 year old African-American Navy veteran who was raised in a single-parent household and believes in a woman's right to choose considering abortion.

"Put way too much [blush] on one side and then give up and move to the other side."

"Yea, there's really no way to do this that anybody told me..." - story of my entire makeup applying life. Just WINGIN IT erryday.

That, coupled with the raised eyebrows and agape mouth. Just a winning combination.

I can't put my finger on why, but for some reason the Nicole Scherzinger gif amused me the most.

Good god. Do you really want to take the time after you wake up (hungover, in my experience) to get out your trusty tin & put all that shit together? Girl, all you need to pack the night before is a handy pair of shades. Slip those mothers on, bid the dude adieu & take your fabulous ass home. People stare & snicker?…

Does it not feel good when someone responds negatively to something you wrote? Huh, that's weird.

For the tone of this piece, I love you so much.

Chris Brown Thrown Out Of Rehab, Back in Jail

So... is there any doubt that Josh Malina stole Scott Foley's phone to tweet that?

and there are plenty of lovely Ginas in the world (Gershon, Torres and — actually, that's it)

An emotionally touching viral internet video turned out to be an advertising ploy????