If I married my college boyfriend, let me tell you, I would be in a very, very, very different place right now. Shockingly, I focused on school and my career during my 20s and somehow found a husband who would marry my withered uterus at the vile age of 29, after I've established a career that has afforded us many…

Even the bachelor is commitment phobic now. They should have called the dates "hanging out", and the rose ceremony "just talking and handing out some flowers".

I've had a small crush on Cary Elwes ever since I saw this movie and still do. Just hearing "As you wish" gets me all giddy

I see young people like Lorde and wish I could go back in time and convince my teen self to be confident. I'm in my 30s and still working on it.

Mine is Whorestitute

My new band names is Scarlet Ledger.

I'm really surprised by the number of negative comments on her. It's amazing that her and her mother are so creative and spending all this time doing something so fun. Plus, Mayhem clearly has a knack for modeling those dresses.

This is why I wish gifs worked on Facebook - I really wish we could post these as comments to his white whine.

Edit: Also, the comments on the Facebook post are priceless. I particularly like the Thurston Moore Facebook Truthers who think that the page is maintained by his girlfriend, since the person who writes all the status updates is seriously so much dumber than people think Thurston Moore should be.

oh my god i'm going to use "gender fascism" so much going forward

Zero doubts he gets botox, and prob more. But that's a clear cut case of pink eye/conjunctivitis, esp how it started in one eye and traveled to the other. I work with kids, I see this every day. WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE!

It seems so obvious- women's reproductive health exists on a spectrum, and whether or not you are terminating or continuing a pregnancy, you deserve compassionate, comprehensive care. In the abortion clinic where I worked for years, about 70% of the women seeking abortions already had children. Lots of times, these…

A few months after the death of a baby my husband and I very much wanted, I found out that a friend had had an abortion. She was terrified to tell me because she thought that I would hate her for killing her child (her words) when I couldn't have mine. Her sister used me as an example of why abortion is evil. I was…

I want to go to there. Not that I'm a parent or need anything other than normal female "vag-maintenance". I just want to hang out with all of these people, and bake cookies for them. I want to be this clinic's Kramer.
A bit hyperbolic, but I'm puppy-like in my gratitude for the fact that a place like this exists.…