Don't mess with my Old World Style!

I'm a privileged white woman and I like hip hop music and appreciate the poetry of rap, but I find it very fake when white, privileged people try to appropriate it. It just makes them look fake and stupid.

I recorded the entire first season on VHS in my parents basement in 1998, so if you want to borrow them you know where to find me.

I do not understand these women who get involved with Clooney and then expect more. Just get your money/fame and go. YOU ARE NOT THE ONE HE'LL FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH!

I did not have the strength to watch the video. I saw something about it on another website and read the article. Then I made the mistake to read the comments and I don't even know how to express my thoughts on them. I constantly have to tell myself that the bigger the asshole a person is, the more hateful,…

Macklin, you son of a bitch.

Pauly D is a year older today (32). [EW]

He's vegetarian AND he responds to my tweets about, like, the weather. So basically we're already been to second base.

i do that with my oldest! i'll tell him, "hey, i think you're being a jerk to your brothers. why don't you go run off some of that energy and nastiness and see how many laps you can do around the complex?" i know that 5 laps around our building is a mile, and usually that's enough to chill him out. i think his max is…

I've done this with my kids and it was probably one of the hardest things I've done. My eldest daughter threw a fit when a nice cashier gave her a cookie. She said it's not what she wanted and started fussing really loudly. We were supposed to get lunch but instead her younger sister got her half of the cookie and my…

Has anyone ever sentenced their child to hard labor, like digging a ditch or running around the block? I wonder how much poor behavior can be blamed on a surfeit of energy.

So I posted about this on Groupthink, too, but I don't love this.

Re: Justin Theroux: I am so deeply confused about male anatomy sometimes. When men on the subway have that giant bulge between their legs, I'm always asking Mr. Slowtraincoming, "Is that balls? Penis? What's going on there?" (He says it's balls but why do they get all smoothed out? Why isn't it like, two lumps…

The cuts in the corners of your mouth could be due to to all the laughing we do while eating yogurt.

Mike, from one dude to another, please stop embarrassing us.

Before watching the video, I was all "Screw beauty pageants, let's not appropriate the worst parts of the patriarchy and foist them on kids who might otherwise not have to participate."

After watching the video, I was all "This is amazing. Those girls are amazing. That lady is amazing. The world is amazing."

Yay thanks for sharing! This is so important and also such a good role model for other pageants. What if they were ALL "you can do it" themed? Imagining that world makes me smile.

"Cousint" ...what???

"I'm supposed to recite the pledge with three fingers raised? Fuck you. You're lucky I'm giving you two. I'm a motherfucking daisy: deal with it, bitches."

<3 this kid

CONNIE BRITTON IS FLAWLESS AND ALSO EVERYTHING. Seriously. Talk about a woman who has chosen fantastic roles! I love her so much. I want to go out and get beers and shoot the shit with her. I also want to write a play for her and make her be in it. A girl can dream.