Mine isn't great, but I'm pretty excited about it.

OMG THIS IS HOW I FEEL WATCHING THROWDOWN, TOO! "Oh, look at this smalltown so-and-so, thinking they can make crepes! I'M BOBBY FLAY, I'MMA SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE!" Fuck that guy! Whenever he loses a throwdown, I rejoice merrily.

I'm going to be a Weeping Angel this year! Not a sexy one, but a regular, scary one. sculpted a pretty awesome mask and made some great hair. Wings are almost done, and then I need to sew my dress. I love making costumes, but I'd love to have the option of buying something not super sexy. I just like making cool stuff…

I feel like you are kind of being a dick about this. Sorry. Obviously, if you want kids, a partner who does not would be out of the question and I would like to think that you wouldn't force this person to pay for something they do not want to partake in. I don't know. I'm someone who doesn't want kids, and I really…

*fart noise*

I have sex because I like it...? My boyfriend is good at it...? Idk why I need a reason to have sex. Jesus, just let some things be. No need to put a microscope over everything.

Fuck that noise, always! I'm going to be a Weeping Angel from Doctor Who for Halloween. Damn right it's not pretty, IT'S HORRIFYING!

That comment from whoever that person was about what feminism is makes me want to throw up and die in a hole. "We love our Men! teeheehee" How fucking gross.

Parks and Rec is everything that is right with the world. Putting it on hold is complete and utter blasphemy. THANKS, OBAMA!

There's a pic of me on Facebook and one of my friends commented saying I looked like Adele and I was totally flattered. Such a beautiful woman! And they didn't even add the disclaimer of it being "totally a compliment" because I already knew :D

Guess we are watching completely different shows, then! Are you referring to the times she is in scrubs and sweats, because she is a nurse.... She always looks on point, as does everyone else in that show.

I was waiting for someone to make that reference! BOM forever!

So much this! Idk if you have read the book, but Carrie was an overweight girl with horrible acne! At least Sissy Spacek was, as Lindy put it, a feral prairie ghost. Chloe Grace Moretz is a conventionally attractive young woman. I get so frustrated with inaccurate casting!

I was just telling a co-worker that Lily Rabe is a very talented actress and is totally one of the best characters on the series. She is consistently given excellent and important roles in AHS.

Plz marry me because you are supreme being.

LumpySpacePrince and I are going as Vashta Nerada/Proper Dave and a Weeping Angel from "Doctor Who." I've made him a helmet out of a bucket and lots of paper mache and I just finished my angel mask last night!

THE COAT HANGER ABORTION FROM LAST SEASON WAS SO HARD TO WATCH

Yes! I've been waiting all day for you guys to post about this! I was really upset when they showed Emma Roberts getting raped by those guys in the frat house. That was horribly gross and one of my fears starting the new season. Rape has been used as a plot point in the first two seasons of AHS and I was afraid it was…

I was going to write AHS, glad you beat me to it. I have the same issues with rape that you do. It is no longer shocking after two seasons of it, but Asylum was incredibly graphic. I understand the show is supposed to play on people's fears and emotions, but enough is enough. I am hoping there will be less of it this…

*slow clap* This whole thread has been surprisingly disgusting.