Lumos
Lumos
Lumos

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....

We’ve been spite-crafting headshots of Spicey and adding sticks to them plus weatherproofing to put in bushes all over after work. BEST CRAFTING EVER.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

Did you happen to catch Twitter COO’s response?

Every single time I read the name “Andrew Wakefield” I assume he’s a Sweet Valley High character and not a real person. Which is probably fitting seeing that his vaccination theory is complete fiction.

It happened before that as my original comment was grey. But I do thank you for taking pity on a once approved now lost soul.

Press Secretary to Dolt 45 has got to be one of the worst jobs in the world. Imagine trying to explain yesterday’s crazy pants interviews. No wonder he didn’t take questions.

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

Hillary: It wasn’t me! I was nowhere near it!

It’s mariJUANa, not marijuanA

Only creepier

We were warned.