Yeah I agree, when he called on congress to exterminate the Jews, which is literally what Hitler also said, I thought it was a bridge too far

Ugh...Mike Pence is a Dementor. Just looking at him makes me feel like I’ll never be cheerful again.

He and others have convinced themselves everyone else is just being SO unfair.

All the stars for you.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

For the record, when I did Chelsea Clinton’s face (and not for anything remotely as big a deal as a presidential inauguration), I got paid my rate without a scrap of haggle.

My mom voted for Trump because she thought Kellyanne Conway was like a feminist dream. “She did so much! Such an amazing woman!”

8 kids? Readers? Is your name Mallory Pike?

I emailed another cousin (a good one!) when I saw your comment and asked her if she knows what he drives (they live in the same town). She just wrote back and said he had a Hummer (not surprised) for a few years but now he drives an Audi S5. She ended her email with this line: “You won’t believe me but he still has…

She was. I’m glad she kept getting work as she got older. She was so great as Jack’s awful mom on 30 Rock.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

I have a dream

I’ll openly admit, I don’t know much about governmental or legal processes. Is Admiral Rogers admitting this a potential precursor to a direct challenge to Trump’s legitimacy? Can anything be done about this? Either way, Admiral Rogers is my hero of the day.

... with an assortment of gold crayons so he can draw on the tablecloth.

This just made me laugh for some reason.

while i cannot definitively say that, i can say that 60,375,961 of my fellow americans voted for the right to not get any smarter.