Also, this still remains the definitive Elizabeth Harnois role:

I seriously considered “How about a sitcom set in the office of a Republican Congressman from the Midwest, with Goodman as the Congressman, Sara Gilbert as his aide, and Laurie Metcalf as his Campaign Manager? The humor and heart arises from Congressman Miles Bigley trying to balance the Republican Party’s agenda with…

Honesty it would almost be fun to know that Roseanne was getting a check every month from a show that was the exact opposite of the shitty views she apperently has.

Or Mrs. Thanos wakes up and sees Thanos pop his head out of the shower.

You know what he did.

Christians: “Lord, if the Trump administrations is bad, give us a sign.”

Bebop cleans up halfway decent.

Final hummingbird update for batch #2. I took this on Thursday and just then the one on the right flew away, right in front of me! It struggled a little, and couldn’t perch the first few times, but it found its way across the driveway and alighted on a tree branch. It was the clumsiest little hummingbird I ever saw.…

Praise be to Jasmine. All hail Jasmine.

A deuce is a deuce

Is...is she cosplaying as Gaston?

“He turned me into a pile of dust!”

As the sun broke through the blinds, Melania, barefoot in a peignoir, moved toward the chamber where these robots were stored, ready to select one to do her day’s bidding. Barron whimpered. It always scared him when he saw Other Mama’s system power on; it was a grating electronic scream, rising in intensity. The two…

Ghost of Steven Irwin: “Crikey, looks like I spooked the little bugger. You’re all right, mate. You’re all right...”

“And when under direct assault, the Bluegrass is able to retract the entirety of it’s head into it’s protective shell. This allows it to safely avoid danger while also enabling the turtle to rest comfortably inside its own asshole.”

**David Attenborough voice**

“In times of danger, the Bluegrass Turtle uses fat energy from its neckpouch to survive.”

All Jabba the POTUS needs is an orange sash and a second head!

got slapped by the invisible hand of the free market

if the person is the enthusiastic author of their own misfortune, then all bets are off.