It’s almost like those things are ridiculously easy to code and you don’t need dev kits to do it.

This is America now. Electronic records - easy access. The Patriot Act. Bullshit witch-trials. Also, don’t trust your former doctor’s “records.” You WILL get f-ed.

Australian too, although not many lizards around in Melbourne. Had to deal with the odd skink corpse captured by the cats but no underwear invasions.

to be fair this particular case her name is qureshi. but yea your points still stands this is clearly an indian cultural phenomena .

Mentioning the 9/11 gift shop always makes me think of this.

Well this is a story of my grandfather at a moment of great family sadness and pain.

I wrote a parody of Passion of the Christ (as a kind of performance art piece) that was so sacrilegious that my friends who performed in it had their kid taken away in a custody dispute when the Catholic judge was shown pics of it. Took years to straighten out. Worst thing I ever accidentally did.

I remember the 70s the first time they happened. In fact, I think I have that orange suede button up skirt - my mom bought it in about 1973. I also have a snazzy dark red suede button up skirt with matching fitted jacket. It was a gorgeous suit in 1974 when my grandmother bought it. If I hunt through my dad’s attic, I…

I’m out right now, but star this comment to remind me and I’ll post some in a couple hours?

I’m not sure how much of an outright disaster this is, but it was pretty funny, so I figured I’d share.

This article is why I love Jezebel. Also, can you imagine if they made this into a movie? Whoopi and Loretta Divine nurses, Laurence Fishburne as the superintendent, and the ever versatile Jon Hamm as the crazy evil Walter Freeman.

I am on the brink of tears writing this. I was already upset after finding out (about an hour ago) Mrs. Dorothy Layne McIntyre was the first black female licensed as a pilot at West Virginia State College (now university). Mrs. McIntyre is the grandmother of rapper Big Sean.

I’d love to see Satan’s day planner.

its bath time again...wheeeee!

I hope they can rinse all that santorum off of it.

She won't be allowed to direct the sequels? Or play Anastasia Beaverhausen in them either?

It's been 10 years since she made that crossroads deal to become rich and famous, and the hellhounds are about to come for her.

(somewhere in Florida, Jeb Bush jumps out of a giant trash can)