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This article is absolutely shameful. It is entirely incomplete without this video, which I've kindly attached for commenters' viewing pleasure.

How many people just saw the word Ducktales and said "a-woo-oo!" out loud or in their heads?

From the normal gaming seat, all is well.

Haven't really had time throughout this past year to tidy it up; plus, it's really hard to get behind there to do it and have it stay tidy when you push it all back against the wall.

Blastocysts aren't babies. If they were, anti choice billboards would put pictures of them up and it would be just as effecting as the pictures of infants and toddlers they use instead.

Let's take a look at how much life matters to these people. They have put forth a bill to remove pre-natal care from insurance, they have defunded WIC in multiple major cities, they have severely limited funding for Head Start programs and have shut down hundreds of health care clinics for low income families.

I thought Goblins.

Friend of a friend is opposed to allowing trans women in women's restrooms, because he has a 3 year old daughter, "and I don't want her to see that. How would I explain that to her?" 1) Women's restrooms have stalls, so she wouldn't even see anything, and 2) I had to bite my tongue really hard to keep from quoting

dude I think you just stumbled on what could end up being an actual argument in congress!

Honestly, I just don't get these "conservatives." (More like RINOs, amiright?) Zygotes and embryos are literal parasites. They contribute nothing and steal their food directly from their host's blood. I would think they'd want these lazy slackers to get out there and earn their keep as soon as possible. (That, or

My takeaway from your comment is that abortion should be allowed under castle doctrine.

If abortion is "murder," then why should there be any exceptions at all?

UUUGGGHHH I know. We're the Heart Of It All and this guy is dropping idiot bombs and orange tears all over the name of our proud awesome state.

I am legit disgusted here, not just because John Boehner is a blight on my state and on the House, but because in WHAT WORLD is it okay or appropriate to kiss a coworker? That's sexual harassment 101.