Is that the key to getting out of the gray? Cute animals in outfits? How about my miniature horse in a Santa hat? If there was an appropriately sized Roomba he'd totally ride it. He's basically down for whatever.

If I thought I could teach my Boston to do this, I would drop $300 on a roomba right now. But she won't sit still for 5 seconds. She did wear this Christmas headband around for a long time today and that was pretty adorable.

Well, where am I supposed to wear my new dress now?

I hate co-opting posts, but please, can you guys cover the ongoing protests in NYC? An LRAD sound cannon was turned on peaceful protesters last night, hundreds of us were arrested, many were sprayed with pepper spray, and hundreds more were shoved around by the cops, pushed to the ground, intimidated, and chased down…

Ok, now you have to be the leader of said Church. Do it. Dooooo iiiiiiiittt.

YOU HAVE ONE JOB

...it's not the courts' job to make decisions about the legality or constitutionality of gay marriage...

I attempted to read some of the case files, and was unable to do so. Apparently I have a hard time reading cursive.

I think the Great Dane did it out of love. Every time the human was in despair at having an unmatched sock, he would note it, and mark it for disappearance. Sadly, it's mate would inevitably show up, and require the same treatment.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

I understand why Obama is indecisive. He's stuck between a rock and a hard place. Fighting ISIS effectively one needs to further arm the Kurds - who obviously have their own territorial ambitions and want to break away from Iraq altogether. This would undoubtedly distabalize neighboring Turkey with their own Kurdish…

When I was in college, I had a basement bedroom in a shared house. The basement was only semi-finished; the main basement adjacent to my room had concrete floors and walls, but was slightly smaller than the footprint of the house, and the walls only went up about 4 or 5 feet, behind which dirt extended another two…

I've never had a raccoon in the house (thank goodness) but I do remember a few years ago, sitting in our den and all three of our cats were lounging together on the back of a sofa. I sort of glanced up at them and thought how sweet they all looked: The orange one, the black and white one, the tortie, the gray...what…

Oh! A piece of candy. Oh! A piece of candy.

Week of August 23rd, 2014

I learned that from the Duggars. Hey, maybe he wants his own reality show! Working title: I Fought the Law and My Balls Won.

Put it in a corner.

I laugh everytime I re-read this.