My grandma's cat and rabbit had litters at the same time, and they would babysit for each other. While the cat was out hunting, the kittens would suckle on the rabbit mommy, and while the rabbit was eating celery, the bunnies would suckle on the cat. The cat ate the neighbor's rabbit and chickens, but of course…

So Pro-lifers, I got something to say, why do you care so much about something that hasn't been born yet, but when a child is born (especially if they're born in a disadvantaged circumstance), you couldn't give a single shit. So much for being "pro-life" by killing doctors, harassing/stalking patients and bombing…

It actually really bothers me that people never treat child performers like children. It has to be absolutely awful for them. How can he ever learn to act like an adult when adults (other than perhaps Usher) around him never really model appropriate adult behavior.
Like I thought Mara Wilson's Cracked article was very…

Sometimes I think I have a friendly ghost living in my house. Other times I think it's just wishful thinking from that one episode of Angel and because I want so badly to think that there's more than blank nothingness after we die. (I don't know what to call myself, an imaginative skeptic? A hopeful cynic? A pragmatic…

That's not scary. The ghost is obviously friendly. It just wanted to hold the cameraman's hand, and even closed the door when asked! Check your corporeal privilege, Mark.

I live in rural Michigan so it's not uncommon to see huge farm equipment driving down the road all over the place. Several years ago, I came up behind a combine who was going even slower than normal. The driver had moved as far to the side of the road as possible but I was wondering why he was going SO slow. I moved…

What gets me about the poster is hat they are relaxing and then going over it with an iron. NO NO NO. In addition to natural black fail, it's hair care fail.

Relevant.

The summer before I went to college I worked at Quiznos. My boss was completely crazy. He had 7 kids, and every morning they would all traipse in, clock-in, GO LIVE THEIR LIVES, then come back at closing and clock-out, so as to get paid for their mere existence. He also stole our tips during lunch hour, had…

We have these neighbor cats that hang out in my yard at my apartment complex. Yesterday for some reason they decided they were done living at their usual home and were ready to try out mine. They chased me down in the parking lot, yelling and then ran to my door demanding to be let in. It was like Day of the Cats.…

Reductio ad Hitlerum is a helluva drug.

Hey Bro. If I ever need a kidney, you're going to give me one of yours. What do you mean no? What about my right to life? I'll die without a kidney, and you've got one to spare, so you're going to give it to me. This isn't your choice. It's my life we're talking about.

The mother has the sole right to answer the question, since God has given her complete responsibility for the fate of that embryo or fetus. Unless YOU can take over that responsibility for her (by taking the fetus and raising it to term yourself), interfering with that God-given responsibility is an abomination.

I need to film my dog being cute. He's way cuter than most of these.

Call me when there's a Space Cases reunion... That was a real show, right? Or did I dream it?

First Kat was like :3

I don't give no fucks about the rest of them but DO NOT TAKE MY ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY!!!