How the world sees Rodney:

That movie is completely, tremendously, catastrophically underrated. Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh, Edward James Olmos, and an Elton John soundtrack? Hell yeah.

I beg you all to watch Roots; I was ten years old when it came out and it felt like the entire country was watching together. I don't know if it was his first role but LeVar Burton was glorious as Kunta Kinte. I am unsure as to how well the miniseries has held up over the decades but it was a massive cultural event at…

I swear to God, woman. You can't vote for shit!

Cher and Cyndi Lauper in the same room!?!?!?! I feel like doing a happy dance!!!!!

You are literally the best person alive right now.

Don't worry, in a few years he'll be living in the hills, only coming down into civilization to steal a chicken or two. And the locals will tell stories to their children of the crazy wild old man who will steal them away to HateLand if they don't eat their vegetables.

Yay! This is my town! I'm so glad to see that it is getting coverage here. Not only are the owners of this restaurant awesome, but the food is fucking amazing!

I propose converting all Hooters restaurants into giant roach motels. Creeps go in but they don't come out.

Can we just talk for a moment about the greatness that is Sleepy Hollow? I mean, NOT ONLY do we have a lead who is black woman, but she isn't a token, she isn't a bland love interest, and no one makes a big deal about it. She's a cop, a skeptic, a complex character that pays no mind to stereotypes. I am so into this…

Real talk.

The person the teacher took off campus to the hospital was a 20 years old woman, not some pregnant minor.

My mom always said never put anything in writing you didn't want the whole world to see. Apparently Timberlake didn't have a smart mother to tell them that.

That is quite the hair piece Burt.

A hole in the ground.
Petrol.
Match.
Job done.

Yeah, Bikes need miniguns to defend themselves. It's their god damn right to have machines of mass destruction.

I refuse to watch that last Indiana Jones movie. I just pretend it doesn't exist.

I have never seen the Notebook. I never will. After seeing a Walk to Remember I vowed to never watch a Nicholas Sparks adaptation again.

I'm finally reading it because I'm a pop culture junkie idiot and refuse to be in the dark even though I'm 43 years old. The comparisons between the two are completely fair (factions vs districts, teenagers that are sometimes fighty, love story with some conflict, yadda yadda yadda) but I'm into it. I dig the concept…