FUCK YES I KNEW THIS FAINTING COUCH WOULD COME IN HANDY SOME DAY.

I don't care about the boys. I (am a girl) don't want to see it. Maybe I'll say that if they don't stop wearing tights as pants, my size 26 self is going to wear tights as pants to class and see how they like it. HAHAHAHA.

I hope Johnny Weir wins the custody battle, or at least gets joint custody.

If Sarah Palin is really a Mama Grizzly, does that mean we get to see Putin wrestle her in an upcoming episode of her new show?

Why does she keep getting TV shows? Man, this is annoying. Is she trying to top Bryan Fuller for most canceled shows?

Oh golly, maybe this year gamers will grow up a little bit and realize that the imagined wrongdoings of a company that makes video games aren't even remotely in the same league as the actual 'bad companies' out there.

Or maybe they'll continue to do exactly what they've always done and be loud-mouthed children because…

As a 35-year-old virgin I can tell you that you HAVE to constantly explain yourself to others, whether you want to or not, because people treat you as this bizarre freak who must have something wrong with her. I love reading articles such as these because they make me feel less of a freak, simple as that. It is good…

Hey, Bob!

This is the best one.

It feels like everyone is just awkwardly ignoring him while he goes ape shit.

PLEASE star me and make this visible to all. My friends are walking 102 miles this July in Arizona to fight for equality. YOU READ THAT RIGHT: 102 miles. In AZ. By foot. IN JULY. DONATE PLEASE. http://www.equalitywalk.org/2014-walk.html

Are you kidding me? Getting banned is the best thing that can happen to book sales! I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out that Rep. Garry Smith turns out to be boning someone in the publisher's office.

Personally I applaud the House GOP for all the hard work they've done this week to ensure that Hilary Clinton will be our next president.