...for which she won an Oscar, IIRC. (Oh to see that dress in color!!)

3:00 a.m. We had Christmas on Christmas Eve. Family, presents, food, eggnog, wine. I'm running the dishwasher and eyeing the lemon meringue pie over there.

I blame Ted Nugent-that-asshole.

To quote my kids: Yeah, no.

You know (she says conversationally), it's not that hard to make your own delicious, egg-filled, olive-oil laden, lemon-zinging mayonnaise.

When I was in college, lo these many years ago, my best friend and live-in boyfriend of three years cheated on me with each other. At the time, I was utterly devastated and didn't know which was worse, the break up or the fact that my BFF and boyfriend both held me in such low esteem and betrayed me. After months of…

Speaking as an Old Bitter Liberal who votes no matter what, AAAUUUGGGHHH.

I know this is too late for this year, but I'm gonna tell it anyway.

I asked this same collective noun question just the other day:

Subways all smell like the aftermath of a crime scene cleanup.

Let's fold scarves!

On this same site, she has been described as a "human cupcake," which made me laugh out loud. No, I have no idea what she sounds like beyond her warbling on SNL this week (yawn).

These ads are missing the fucked-out, vacant-faced smiling wife, tho. (cf. Extenz)

Can I have your no-news fries?

This is a Philip Jose Farmer story come to life!

Oh My God how I hate to fly! I used to dress very nicely—casual but nice—and I always smell good. But I have flown 62 times since 9/11, and I've spent the night in a terminal 22 of those times (I know D-FW intimately [8 of my sleepovers], as well as O'Hare, Atlanta, Houston, Chicago Midway, LAX and NOLA). 18 of my…

This statement reminds of the feedback my collaborator and I got on a video we made several years ago, calling out the sexualized violence against women in the TV show Supernatural. One of the commenters brought up how there was so much more violence against men, but that wasn't really true, apples to apples. It was…

You're just buttering me up now.

I've been waffling as well.

*Wail* What am I gonna use to make an impromptu bong??