Does it vibrate, too?

Naysayers be damned. I *adore* her. *chants*

If we had a pool, my husband and I would fuck too much in it, too.

See, the thing is? I just finished watching The Fall, and he may be the hottest serial killer I've ever seen, but this anal-retentive-zillionaire douchebag look is just not saaxxy. He needs scruff and chest hair and a lilting accent. Without them, he's just reasonably hot, kinda.

I didn't read "Go Vag", but if she's doing the PETA thang, why is she standing in front of a bunch (bevy?) of hot dogs?

I can't say the word "assbabies" without chortling.

Knotting is the Two Girls and One Cup of fan fiction. I say that as a fan girl. Lady. Woman. Whatever. Also, assbabies.

No, BB was 8 eps, but that doesn't clear up the main question here. Someone define something! And stick with it!

*raises hand*

Every now and then I slum through Facebook to check out my high school classmates. They're all divorced, alcoholic, face-lifted, knockers-up, blonde-streaked Republicans, married to the church deacons and selling real estate. To be occasionally reminded of those things makes me feel like I won the lottery.

That "crying wolf" thing HAS GOT TO GO. Speaking from experience. GOT.TO.GO.

This is personal but second-hand. My husband & I almost named our first daughter Amanda Lynn, but neither one of us played one. I wanted to name our younger girl Susannah Savannah, but with a triple-S last name, we were afraid she'd lisp. Cooler heads prevailed in both instances, and both of my daughters are happy…

THANK GOD IT'S JUST THEM, THEN. *goes back to mashing avocados and chopping cilantro* I've never eaten at a Chipotle's but I always thought it was at least a step up from Taco Bell. Anything is a step up from Taco Bell.

Can you really die of heart disease from eating too much guacamole?

I'm probably in the vocal minority (as usual), but in my experience, I tend to believe the person with lesser power, not the one with more money. I didn't want to sound all "rushy-to-judgement," but damn. In cases like these, where there's smoke, there's usually fire.

Love the shoes.

And the NBC.com site is for shit. I couldn't find a single Olympic event video there last night. Lots of photos. A couple of practice videos. And then there's the almost-all-US skiing/snowboarding coverage. You'd think nobody was competing except for the United States. As much as I love the good ol' US, if the other…

Is the network running it all uncut online, like at nbc.com or something? Inquiring minds want to leave the house and still keep up.

Yes. As I've been reading, I've been remembering my own heartbreaking experiences. For one thing, why is it that the person who has been most damaged/left in a break up the crazy one? Could it be from months of suspicion and little bits of proof and lying denials till she just snapped, and then discovering that her…

I don't know if I'm just emotionally exhausted over all the shit going down this week or what, but I just had a complete crying breakdown over this article. FUCK THE POLICE. They should all, to a person, be in jail for torture and assault. Fired? NOT ENOUGH.