Is there a way to star this twice?

We've used "assholiness" for years now. It serves as both an adjective AND a noun, even a proper noun on occasion, e.g., "O Your Assholiness, Sir."

And you're just adorable.

No. Just no. It doesn't matter that Harley has always been "a bit of a punching bag/butt monkey, etc., etc., yadda so much more important things to discuss yet you focus on this." That's the point. Let's all do four panels of a naked Superman trying to figure out how to castrate himself and then die. After all, he's a…

I million points to Gryffindor!

Whenever you're ready.

Yet another reason to be thankful that the show won't carry on into the 70's: the leisure suit. Thank you, Jesus.

I am quite happy to spend my money elsewhere. I would hate to think that any of my dollars helped to finance this cultural asswipe's ability to spread his intolerance in the name of retail. Also, his eyes. I couldn't live with myself knowing that I'd help finance that shitty plastic surgery. Obviously, it's as…

I am 57 years old. I remember NOW. I lost my co-op job in college because I dared to "rock the boat" by registering a complaint about a coworker who stuck his hand down my blouse (he was promoted while I went on food stamps). I was date-raped in 1977, and when I cried about it to my uncle the magistrate judge, his…

Oh, I beg to differ. He is *so* full of it.

I don't even care if Looper made no sense. Time travel stories are my kryptonite, and the cast, from JGL, BW and EM, to Jeff Daniels, Paul Dano and THAT KID, were all extraordinary. I loved it.

Is there an upcoming test on mirror physics that I didn't write down on my assignment sheet?

As I read in a review when the movie came out, "is pretentiousness really pretentiousness if the movie succeeds?" I thought it was AWESOME. And stuff. That went on and on. For eternity. No, really. A metaphorical Big-band eternity. And it was prettie.

This helps explain why, when near-sighted me tries to see a reflection of the TV screen 10 feet away, it's still blurry. Dammit.

I'm not sure how to phrase this correctly, but after a year-plus of watching out-of-control cops pepper-spray legitimate protestors, why hasn't this "church" been arrested? Thrown to the ground? Kettled? Sprayed? Where are their "permits?" (Not that I think *any* of that was right or lawful or whatnot—but is it…

Obviously, my sarcasm font isn't recognized by jalopnik. Gotta look into that.

Yeah, right. If you're innocent, why should you care if the behemoth government/insurance companies/big brother knows your every move? If you're a law-abiding citizen and all. Right. You deserve to be tracked and monitored if you can't think past "I have nothing to hide." That's not the point.

Fanfic may be ubiquitous on the internet, but specific authors are not, and choosing one to mock is tacky, no matter how funny it might seem at the time. Also, it's not the normal behavior of a "friend" to mock "the kid" in front of millions of people. I appreciate that io9 isn't running it anymore.

Just like I'd expect from Moya and Talyn from Farscape. Biological entities!

It works better when played over QOTSA's cover of Tom Waits' "Goin' Out West." IJS