To your first point:

The US’s considerable financial leverage. Hahahah!

Yeah, but can someone cheer me up with some alternative facts?

1) Solid argument about Democrats being babies. The “I know you are but what am I” strategy.

Exactly. Everyone keeps saying Wrangler, but this seems to be aimed at the 4Runner. Then again, maybe they’re avoiding that comparison on purpose. The Ranger is also shooting at the Tacoma/Colorado market. As of now, Jeep can probably ignore this.

Why do the actions of other people determine what you think is cool?

Eh, there are plenty (probably millions) of less than attractive women who’ve conned men into buying them houses, giving them kids and supplying them with spending money. So ugly guys can’t con women for cars? Sounds like sexism.

I honestly have to give him props for pulling it off...

And here I am and can’t convince the gf to try anal.

Does this page to COTD? Because this is COTD material!

I signed up for whatever this site is to congratulate you on your win today

Meteor 2016.

I love you

I came here for this. Thanks.

I feel horrible for how hard I laughed at this.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

Indeed. It looks like a 2013 phone. WTF, google.

At this point in smartphone history, it doesn’t look like an iPhone, it just looks like a phone.

The embarrassment to the US is the executions of black/brown males in this country, to the point where other nations are putting up travel advisories for the US....so just calm the fuck down. Also. Tswift needs to be knocked down a few pegs, and this should do it.