Are they kidding me with this Emilia Clarke bullshit? Are they really going to pick an actor who merely had to sit and smirk all season while the CGI did all of the heavy lifting? Not Michelle Fairley who basically destroyed us during the Red Wedding? Or Lena Headey, stealing the scene from whomever she's with?…

I see this gif and laugh for the first two seconds, forgetting how his face crumples at the end, and when I get to the end, I feel like an asshole.

He is one of the tribe!

The closest female comparison I can make to Deen in regards to a porn star becoming more mainstream is Sasha Grey. (She does non-porn appearances, was in a Soderbergh movie, and pops up in interviews here and there in thick rimmed glasses to play the part of "intellectual porn star.") She is about as thrilling as…

It's Strong Belwas!

It always blows my mind that white dudes think Asian girls are the way to go because they are more docile and submissive. Do they even know any Asian women in real life? Because I do, and the very last adjectives in the dictionary I would use to describe them would be docile and submissive.

I actively look forward to your comments on any article relating to exercise, thanks for always being excited to talk shop!

My Mexican-American fiancé is routinely disappointed by "white people parties" and I have to say, he has a point.

I have to ask, how did everything go with such a dramatic imbalance? Did everyone mingle and have a good time? I ask because I will be the person with maybe 30% of the guests, and my fiancé the other 70% and have been somewhat anxious about it all. Please soothe my fears.

You are doing it right and I am incredibly jealous. I'm getting married next year, am quite introverted, and have eight cousins total. Ideally, I would elope or have a very wee get together. My fiancé is incredibly extroverted and has in the neighborhood of 40 first cousins. So enormous blowout it is. Luckily, we're…

Yep. We all fell for it.

I find Gwyneth kind of ridiculous, like the rich kid who tries to get in on bragging how hard they are in high school, but ultimately benign in her doofiness. But! I hold her and Madonna personally responsible for unleashing the idiocy of Tracy Anderson on the world.

I'm sorry, I thought I was at Jezebel, where Worst Human Being Alive is more likely to be applied to an actual monster of a human being, say Ariel Castro. Instead, I see we are supposed to revile a woman for acknowledging and taking pleasure in her financial successes after many years in her industry. It's like…

As long as she shows up in my reoccurring sex dreams on time, I'm okay with this. Because I would never, ever pay to see her live. Ever.

Yeah, I always saw that getting the arched-back-and-coy-lashes pose (and oh my god, your make-up!) to perfection has little and less to do with enticing guys and more to do with inspiring admiration and envy amongst your lady peers.

Ugh, sucks. Although marginally better than my good friend who is the lone female in the mechanical engineering department, she said several of her classmates outright assumed that she would be cool with handing over her homework and helping them cheat on tests because (as she said), you know those Asian chicks, so…

Oh, shit. What did Taye say that will destroy my ability to enjoy sex dreams involving him? (Already know about Terence, who just leaves me with icky feelings every time I see his picture.)

Well, I was supposed to go to a bar for social obligations, but am now trying to find PBS because if I can analyze historical origins of ASoIaF/GoT (or hell, anything related), my time is clearly much better spent on the latter. Happy Saturday to you, madam!

Seriously. I can't believe that glaring omission was made. GIVE THAT SHIT BACK.

I would never deny that the fashion industry is serious in respect to the sheer amount of money it generates and jobs that it provides, absolutely. Just when the visible faces are people that are so incredibly out of touch like, say, Karl Lagerfeld or Anna Wintour, it's hard not to laugh. But then again, where would…