I'm just going to go ahead and bundle you right along with Chris Brown in the "needs a reality check" group.

An extremely wide angle lens and a superimposed porsche.

Great. Honda tries to give us a sporty Acura, and people are scared off by a stick shift. Way to suck, buyers.

It's like flammable and inflammable.

Honda s600. The predecessor to a marvelous machine.

They all pretty much sound identical, regardless of exhaust config. That thing just sounds like how it sounds.

Any turbo subaru boxer. That boxer rumble is unmistakable. It's the one car that I can hear at any time and say, without a doubt, "that's a subaru."

Dat is just a black A-pillar.

The nice thing about a big long sedan like the XJL is that it feels much smoother due to it's long wheel base. Bumps that would really upset a shorter car and get it rocking on its axis will have less of an effect on the ride of a longer car. It's reasonable to assume that if you add some sportier suspension, it would…

For someone who rides, I don't understand how you could possibly say that "Wasn't that big of an impact," seeing as how they were thrown off the bike and shoved across an intersection. As one who rides, I would expect you to know that the blunt force isn't what will kill you, but the huge acceleration. Your insides…

Wow, $120k for that car is so much less than I expected it to be. Seems like all sporty luxury liners are north of $150k these days.

You've lived a long successful life and had all manner of cars, but it's time to kick back and relax, spend some of your hard earned money on something comfortable that can still get your archaic adrenaline glands pumping if needed. What better way than a big luxury GT car? Jag XJL.

I stumbled upon this from the Jalopnik page, too. You're right about people loving cars and sports and this article certainly makes me want to watch this team play.

Needs a more spectacular rear end. GIMME DAT BOOTY.

Fuck you, YOU DON'T MESS WITH SOMEONE'S CAR. The car did nothing to you. You have a problem with a person, you take it up with the person, not their property.

I agree with this. I always see balding, greying men and women cruising around in these with the top down like it's a million bucks because "it's a convertible, and convertibles are sports cars."

That huge tire fucked some shit up.

I would root for you.

I quit