I can see this being a career for me.

I was going to further make fun of the SF basic but then I remembered I'm an adult.

Why do celebrities get tiny words written on them? If you're gonna get a head tattoo, go for the gold and get like a big ol' lion face. Or a wolf. Go with your spirit animal.

My eyes have been opened.

How is this different from a vape pen? I live in SF, the land of getting way-too-high by smoking THC wax in public parks on your lunch break, this isn't revolutionary for me.

I straight up do not believe all these comments denying his hotness OR the hotness of his bad-boy teardrop tattoo. It's like saying Ryan Gosling in the Place Beyond the Pines is not hot.

I don't like seeing breastfeeding, but I just don't like seeing babies eat in general. I take the following steps when I see people breastfeeding online or in public:

Thanks! That was actual curiosity not snottiness.

Can you exercise?

wtf who says this shit.

The fact that there isn't a large Jewish population there is completely arbitrary. The holocaust happened to PEOPLE, they are PEOPLE.

My boyfriend & I make about the same amount, thusly equaling paying for dinner and buying each other frequent cute presents. I haven't heard of any emasculation yet, I'll let y'all know, though.

I live in San Francisco and it is early fall temperatures all year 'round. -_-

I don't really want to study obstetrics and move to Mississippi to perform safe illegal abortions, but it looks like we're running out of options.

As someone who works in retail for a large corporation, yes, everyone on the bottom is affected by your shoplifting. Inventory missing affects our numbers, affects our ability to move up in the company, affects the success of the stores. My company offers profit sharing, so when you steal you are fucking with my…

I used to think Diva Cups were sort of... hippyish. But tampons are a breeding ground for bacteria and Diva Cups/Moon cups can't grow bacteria. You can keep them in for 12 hours which is crazy awesome. Also, if you've ever had problems with your vagina's Ph after a menstrual cycle, sometimes using a cup can minimize…

I was REALLY hoping you were going to say you swam in it. I was on swim team & was irritated by how uniform and anonymous I looked next to all the other skinny teenagers in Speedos and black swim caps.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism

My bf is a bike messenger & shaves his legs. It's rad. Our legs are like elegant hairless dolphins between the sheets. But yeah, these ads are dumb.

I don't think there is conspiracy behind GMOs and we don't know if they are bad to ingest because there aren't long-term studies, but they are for sure ecologically devastating and creating mutant weeds/bugs/plant diseases.