I can't believe quaaludes beat ketamine. They don't even make those anymore, people! Plus, ketamine is used to treat phantom limb syndrome and depression. Is it because it has a bad reputation as a date rape drug? That would be the worst attempt at date rape attempt ever.

As much as I am eye rolling his decision to tattoo his dog, I'm pretty sure once it is healed the dog will never care or notice. But, yeah, it was dumb and people shouldn't be allowed to alter animals to their liking.

Hipsters have been doing this since like 2007.

Imagine how it is living here. :(

I agree with her but I also think maybe celebrities shouldn't be huge assholes during shoots because they are trying to be ALPHA.

... Men fix their nails too. Just sayin.

Whole Foods starts at $10/hour almost everywhere in the US.

I would never describe this man as a 'hipster.'

skateboarding in heels is so rough

Is this just for obese people? What about women that weigh a lot because of muscle mass?

UM Trent should obvi be #1

I met two of them while vacationing on Poland.

Have you seen Lady's 'Yankin,' tho? Because she literally walks men on a leash.

I've watched every episode at least three times. <3

Giving oral for oral is tit for tat. It's not unreasonable, and Karley gave a laundry list of things to do before her sassy out comment, duh.

I would have shown him my tits.

Haters gonna hate.

True

Valium really is good for making friends!

The Onion has never once been funny to me, but Karley makes me extremely happy. Lolz abound.