None of what happened there had to do with the properties of a warming drawer.

Yeah, it MAY be the dementia/stupidity thing, or it may be — as always —his pandering to his audience because THEY eat that shit up. You’ll notice that they were laughing their asses off, too (seriously, peeps, come up with some new insults for 2017 — Slick Willy is like, “Take my wife — please!”).

Someone gave us a whole thanksgiving turkey one year, but we didn’t have room for it in the freezer. Since this was in Minnesota I figured it would be fine outside, so I put it in a cooler on the front porch.

I wouldn’t call that a perk. If anything, she has probably been bribed into coming because it would look worse for him if he couldn’t get any of his many ex-wives to attend.

She really is the Fredo of the Trump family.

because. men like him once they ‘own’ a pussy think they will forever ‘own’ it even if they don’t want it anymore, have discarded it, etc and it feeds their ego to keep their past conquests around.

I, too, was wondering Why Marla? But then, Marla does strike me as at least a nominally good mom. I’m not sure she wants her daughter to attend that shitshow alone. So she’s going to support her daughter in what will surely be another public humiliation of Tiffany as Second-Best-and-Least Fuckable-Daughter.

A sign of a true leader is having the people he defeated driven before him and have them wail in misery as he basks in glory.

Yea this was probably a “mom don’t leave me” thing.

If I had to put up with Donald Trump for even one night, I’d expect a Nobel Prize of my choice as well as a Congressional Medal of Honor...oh, and to not pay taxes again...ever.

Marla’s got to be there so Tiffany has someone to talk to while Cheetolini chats with Ivanka, Uday, and Qusay.

My thought was he needs to fill seats, and he offered her a check to be there. (But like many of his business deals, she won’t get paid.)

One perk should be to not have to be in the same room as him, no?

Do you know the words to Beethoven’s Ode to Joy? It’s just “schadenfreude” over and over. Try it, it totally works:

She’s there to collect on keeping her mouth shut for the past two years, same as Ivana. Ivana supposedly held out for an Ambassadorship — who knows what Marla asked for.

This is going to be a fantastically sad inauguration celebration, and that gives me immense pleasure.  

Damn, your aunt is a dangerously stupid person!

That sounds horrible... Your aunt is also an idiot for leaving food in the “danger zone” for that long. Every single piece of information on *any* appliance always says that the “warming” feature is not for cooking, period.

Sometimes it’s actually both.