This is what I would do too with a message saying

In my fantasy world, If I owned that store or delivery service I would immediately suspend delivery to that gated community and just tell people I will drop it off at the gate and they can call that racist piece of crap Stewart to complete the delivery.

Because the families of the other victims are going to sue HER; by suing the pilot she’s trying to “prove” Kobe was not responsible for the crash. That being said, dollars to doughnuts, the pilot said, “weather’s a little iffy here folks” and Kobe said, “I pay you; take off!”

As the other victims have already been reduced to being nothing more than “and seven others” who died along with Kobe and his daughter, it is unseemly for his wife to be competing with them for whatever monetary damages are available to be claimed.

Ummmmmmmm........can we all just agree that if someone says “I am sexually attracted to children” then there should be no more working with children for that person???

Ah yes, the old “I’m sorry I got caught doing something wrong” non-apology.

You’re giving Joaquin way too much credit here. I think he actually meant to courtsy because he thinks that’s the real protocol for meeting royalty.

Kudos. You had good kernel of an idea which was the better use for a flamethrower line. Take ol’ sparky and use it to torch whatever is left of your contract with Jezebel. This angsty teen “shit on everything ‘cause I’m too cool to give a fuck” schtick was rather played out by the late 90's. At least a real critic’s…

The palace didn’t make an angry statement.

Faux fur is just terrible for the environment. If you really want to wear fur that much, go to the thrift store and buy some. Nobody new dies, and tons of fine particles of shed plastic acrylic fiber don’t end up in the ocean. 

I am so confused about what the Hot Take is here. Teddy Coats are monstrous because they are not real fur? And that fur is good and primal and eternal? All I’m saying is that the walk from Let Me Tell You About My Coyote Face to Teddy Coats was an extremely long one that was mostly uphill. 

She will never be free from her thirstiness and short attention span. It must be mentally exhausting to be her.

So you are saying that Trump needs to shut the fuck up, because all he does is shit talk about our country and the institutions that make it what it is (i.e. FBI et al)

Pamela Carlan: “While the president can name his son Barron, he can’t make him a baron,”

A baby fathered out of wedlock, a stripper, a little bit of semi-incest, a Presidential primary candidate...are we SURE Dynasty went off the air?

Y’all are missing the single most important sentence in this whole article: “And then Prince Andrew took it upon himself to give a no-holds-barred interview to the BBC and stepped dramatically onto his own dick while the world watched....” Best, most hilarious description of a self-own I have ever read. Well, done!

Amen, my brother!

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Fun fact: I once shared a joint with Terance Hallinan.

it would not be unlike her to rewrite her own history. She claims to have never liked Gov. Brown’s politics (too hippy for her) and took issue with hubby Newsom’s 2nd Amd thoughts and his too liberal support of social services. I don’t think she comes back from this Kool-aid trip ... she’s in it for long haul and…