That Guiliani is a real piece of ass.

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

It was Tiffany Trumps Birthday yesterday. Her mom wished her a happy birthday... I did not see any such wishes from her mother’s sperm donor. Which for a normal father means nothing... But for a trigger twitter finger lunatic like Trump, that’s the same as a horsehead on your pillow.

I SO buy into the conspiracy theory that Marla’s trying to take down his campaign from the inside, and Tiffany is her go-to agent. No one will ever convince me that she wasn’t behind the ‘95 tax return getting sent to the IRS, and I am similarly convinced by the argument you have presented here.

It was right up there with “I shouldn’t have said half. That was wrong.”

Yeah I feel like there’s traitors allll over that campaign and I love it.

Like, he literally said something to the effect of “I don’t know if you’re actually complimenting me or not...” lol The whole thing was a hilarious mindfuck she played on the entire family.

And the best part is that Donald knew it. But he still looked like a petulant child calling her on it. The best part about shade is being able to play it off like you didn’t mean it any other way.

I think Hillary intimidates him.

Are those more “hidden Disney penises”?

This election has warped my mind. When I saw your Tinkerbelle gif I thought she was saluting a ring of dicks.

(Slightly) off-topic: thank God that gif of Billy Bush sucking his finger and mouthing “I’m a bad boy” has gone from the carousel at the top of Jezebel’s front page. It was making my morning sickness about 8000% worse than it already is.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

God I’m so sick of all the misogyny. I’m just tired. This is exactly what I was worried about with Donald getting out of the primary. I don’t understand how I’m supposed to raise my son to be a decent man with all this crap going on. I told my husband that I’m just sick and tired of it all and can’t believe there are…

We can’t all be a perfect 10 like you, Donald.

lol @ the lumpy dude with the orange sphincter face and vanilla fart hair calling anybody else unattractive. Where’d you get that mirror Donnie and where can I get one!

The next 26 days will be absolutely brutal. Trump has nothing to lose and few sane allies. He’s going to go nuclear.

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.