The “are you there?” and the “I’m sorry” note parts hurt to read. My heart aches for the child and the parents.

First they came for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up, because I’m a mime, and mimes don’t break character for no fucking krazy klownz.

All I know is, anyone who puts on a scary clown outfit nowadays had some pretty big shoes to fill.

Bobby, have you seen the followup video? Where the headless girl gets a doll?

I love how happy she is and how happy her little sister is for her. Even the cat is happy (for like 5 seconds).

I got a minute and seven seconds in and that’s all I could handle. Thanks. Now I’ma hafta subscribe to Donald Trump’s emails to re-freeze my heart.

I am sure Kris was setting that up the second she found out about this

This woman is a delusional weirdo who wanted to be the next Steve Jobs without actually inventing anything.

I support dropping out of college to do things, but at 19 what could she possibly have learned before dropping out? That there was VC money available for bad ideas?

Why is this person screaming at me?

Sure it wasn’t his funny bone?

dude.

You mean George Soros?

Ryan Lochte wishes he were as cute as that dog.

Holy shit, she’ll be a perfect Ladybird. That’s brilliant casting, right there.

I dunno. Portman’s face is so tiny. It’s just so not Jackie, with her pleasant broad face, wide set eyes, tall frame and size 10 feet. I’m sure she will do a fine job and all that but her features are more delicate than Jackie’s so it’s a little odd. Jackie had gravitas.

Hm. I know that some people are not impressed with Natalie Portman’s acting ability, but I usually like her a lot. However, with this trailer I spent the whole time thinking that is Natalie Portman playing Jackie Kennedy and it doesn’t work for me.