I thought he handled that quite dickishly. You can decline to hug someone and be gracious about it, but Jerry was just an asshole there.

You people who hate the beach are monsters! Monsters, I say!!

You know Macron and Trudeau talk shit about Trump in French and laugh themselves silly over what an idiot he is. I’d love to be a fly on the wall for one of those conversations.

Oh, my dear Canadian friend ~ just count yourself lucky that you have a leader (although I use the term loosely in relation to the Orange Abomination) who doesn’t make you want to projectile vomit every time you see his face or hear his voice!

Ok; fine ~ I stand corrected.

I don’t watch SNL (weird, I know), so I’m pretty sure I would have heard it from Colbert. Maybe they both said it ;)

That would explain a lot.

As Stephen Colbert says, Trump sits on every chair as if it’s a toilet.

If only we could flick away his “presidency” as easily as Melania flicked away his disgusting, grubby little fingers.

Oh yeah ~ that’s the master race, right there.

JOE BIDEN FOR FBI DIRECTOR!

The thought of Donald effing Trump yucking it up in the Oval Office with a Russian “diplomat” (aka spy) over the firing of our at-times pain in the butt but undeniably upright, honest, principled, patriotic FBI Director makes my blood boil. I hope Trump ends his days rotting in prison.

I would LOVE to see that smug little weasel Kushner taken down.

Um, no? I guess I didn’t pay attention during the credits ... or at any point during the ensuing years.

Ohhhhhhh. Thank you. I really did live and learn today. :)

It’s a tale as old as time (to quote another song by the chanteuse this post is about)

I saw that line on Twitter yesterday, and it’s perfect.

Jesus Christ — do you honestly believe Trump is smart enough, or able to keep his big fat mouth shut long enough, to participate in some kind of long-con setup?? The man has such an advanced case of braggadocio-induced verbal diarrhea that he couldn’t stop himself from copping to obstruction of justice in a TV…

Oh Kirsten, honey. You think it’s hard to lose weight at 35? Come talk to me in 10 years. My metabolism has a mind of its own, and its doing things to my body that I do not like. ☹️

I had that same thought, and I like it very, very much.