I’ve been living with the hope of give-no-fucks Comey, but I don’t think the guy is built that way. He’ll find a way to get the truth out there, but he’s patient, smart, and I’m sure understands the value of a dish served cold. Not to mention that he won’t want to do anything to jeopardize the investigation. I firmly…

Comey is too classy to engage with this shit head-on, but I love to imagine the nonstop phone calls that are happening between him and his FBI colleagues and, most likely, certain key members of the Press. (Looking at you, NY Times.) I think Trump has poked the wrong bear.

I feel so alone in my liking of Comey, but I think he’s one of the good guys.

I say bring out the tapes, if they exist. There’s no way in fucking hell James Comey is lying and Don the Con is telling the truth.

I know ~ I hated throwing all those lovely people under the bus with Trump for the sake of hyperbole. ;)

I’ve been overwhelmed with that feeling of unreality ever since Comey was fired. That was a tipping point for me. I know a lot of people are really angry with him over the letter he sent to Congress about Weiner’s laptop, but I think he’s a person of honesty and integrity, whose overriding goal is to find the truth. A…

That’s because he spends his days in exactly the same way as retirement home residents: watching TV, messing with the phone he only knows how to do one thing on, playing golf, and hanging out in his bathrobe. Oh, and crankily yelling at people who don’t give him his way.

I think a lot — or even most — of Miley’s behavior during her most extreme phase stemmed from the breakup. My personal theory is that she & Liam were having problems, she cut her hair and started acting out, they broke up and she went off the rails, they started to renew contact and she evened out a little bit, then…

Like something out of Beauty and the Beast.

Welp, there go scallops out of my diet! That’s about the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

Is that a Secret Service agent with KAC? If so, why??????

So true, but I’m still trying to shelter them from my private propensity for F-bombs. 😏

When he said that, I yelled “Oh, FUCK you” at my computer. I’m so glad my kids aren’t home from school yet.

Ted Cruz just learned the perils of coming at someone who’s 1000 times smarter than he will ever hope to be.

The top & bottom phot aren’t Tom Cruise. They’re some guy who’s eaten Tom Cruise and is storing him in his cheeks.

I taught preschool after graduating from college, and I have 2 children of my own. I can guarantee you I’ve never dragged a tantruming toddler anywhere. This behavior is all kinds of not OK.

Seriously. I’d love to take a red pen to that mess.

Christ on a cracker ~ how does this have 459 stars??

Oh no ~ is that the direction they’re going in??? I might just have to take a bye on the rest of the show, despite my unending love for Rogelio.