I admit I rolled my eyes a little at the line saying she “just took it out for a second.” No one just takes their phone out for a second. I used that excuse for when I was in high school, and phones weren’t that interesting back then.

That was gross.

This comment killed me like Yamcha.

That’s exactly why I miss it. Especially that doctor. You could tell from his deadeye stare he was thinking, “I went to med school so I can look at a butchered jelly-man and say ‘Yup, that’d kill a dude.’ This is my life now. This is how I will be remembered.”

Something like this?

That’s largely why Asian martial arts used concepts such as chi: It was both easier to explain things in mystical terms to students.

A man is a miserable pile of secrets.

Bah! Weather changes! It was warm today, but it was freezing a few days ago. The fact it’s been cold recently completely invalidates global warming!

Mhmm...so why the decrease in security? Why hold back units? Why seemingly do so much to ensure the attack’s success? That has been part of the narrative from the beginning.

The Republican narrative on Benghazi, as best I understand it, is that it was a terrorist attack planned well in advance, that Clinton and Obama personally could have done something to prevent. Instead they let it happen, even going so far as to decrease the security detail at that embassy in particular to ensure its…

Actually, Hitler was a fucking moron. Well, not completely. He had great skill at public speaking from lots and lots of practice. He had a very good sense of social currents (on a macro scale) and was able to both ride and direct public opinion with skill. Also, it’s worth noting that he was just plain damn lucky.…

It is literally a popularity contest. It’s not like being voted to a political office. It’s not about voting for the right candidate, or even voting for the right reasons, but just who is more popular.

This just in: Reliable sources indicate that Christy is totally cheating on Brad with Jason. However, Christy denies these allegations. In a statement issued today, a representative said that Jason is only hanging out with Christy to get closer to her client’s gay friend, Trent.

Now that’s just rude. Penny Ray is whatever gender she wishes to be.

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Right. Just like my parents, to this day, insist that my dog went to a farm upstate.

I am firmly of the opinion that The Room is the only truly “so bad it’s good” movie I’ve ever seen. It’s not only enjoyable to watch, but someone can learn a lot about the craft of film from it. It should be mandatory viewing in film school, because Tommy Wiseau manages to get literally everything wrong. He gets…

To be fair, that’s not a high bar. Seriously, why does Lancer always get the shaft?

I loved that interview, especially the confession that his entire acting style is based on “Who would play this role better than me?” and then doing an impression of that person. Close to that was his randomly adding extra syllables to words. Is there really any doubt that he was more lit than a jack-o-lantern?