Now, I know you’re probably trolling, but I’ll bite. The fact that he’s uneducated, yet naturally intelligent and dedicated enough to find one thing he is good at and do it better than literally anyone else, is why I say he’s badass. It’s not dropping out to work fast food, it’s dropping out to make bank using a…

Yep. Freeze’s gun shoots ice.

Actually, in modern continuity, Snart did steal his cold gun,

Zatanna’s had a few problems in recent years. One of them had her fight a villain who could selectively reverse time by a second or two. He basically used this so that she kept saying everything forwards.

I stopped hating the Kardashians and others of their ilk the second I realized what it is they actually do: Be celebrities. That probably got a “duh” response, but hear me out. They are 24/7 performance artists, whose lives and public image are their art, and the media is their medium. It’s very meta.

Is Tony being Iron Man currently public knowledge? IIRC, it’s been zigzagged more than any other secret identity. At this point, were I writing the comic, I’d bring up that as many times as he’s been unmasked or come out as Iron Man, then recanted, had someone else been caught in it, had a suit go all HAL 9000, he…

More so than power armor, I always find myself wondering is, why doesn’t Batman use magic?

MY STOMACH IS CLEAR AND MY MIND IS FULL OF BACON!

Oooh. Sanctimommy. I like that. I’m guessing it’s not something original to you, but still, first time I ever heard it. Adding it to my personal dictionary.

I do see the circumcision angle. The bit with the doctor, however, turns it into an anti-vaccination satire. It works on many levels, just generally making fun of the “I’m a parent so I can do whatever stupid thing I want to my child!” attitude, as well as the “It’s about my personal beliefs, as confirmed by my social…

By which I mean, I actually wrote a story by that name, and am wondering if the title was good.

Hmm...House doesn’t look too big. How does “The House Kudzu Wouldn’t Touch” sound?

I’m not sure you missed the point, so much as entered witness protection to escape from the point.

I get what you’re saying too. We’re not in disagreement here at all on what she did, and I think the Flag Code is kinda silly anyway. I mean, it treats every piece of cloth with a stars and bars pattern like the fingerbone of a saint or something. Sheesh. So basically, I don’t care what the Flag Code says anything…

Well, clearly they weren’t since she was demoted and “voluntarily” left. Read that as: “The retention officer officer wasn’t willing to offer her anything more than a handshake and a transfer to Antarctica for the next four years of her life.”

PRetty much my answer, only I managed to work in a joke, a coded insult or two, and an ego-stroking call to action for the “American people.”

While I mostly agree, I think 17 and 18 managed to rise above and become good villains in their own rights because, aside from simply being stronger, they actually had their own unique fighting style and approach to combat. I’ve been studying the way actors use their physical presence to convey their characters, and…

“Well, in 2004 it was well past time for the Red Sox to win the World series, but the Cardinals still showed up to the game, didn’t they? *slight pause for laughs* It’s always time for the President to be the best person for the job, regardless of race, gender, age, religion, or what have you. I think that person is…

Like I said! Haven’t played yet. I have it, but my computer has a slight cooling problem. But man...yyour opinion seems all over the map. You disagree with that statement? Because Torgue’s character, since the moment he really became one, has been about incongruous mix of hyper masculinity, sensitivity, and feminism,…

I blame the halo effect, but people tend to have trouble separating different aspects of a work, judging the entirety, whether positive or negative, based on a single aspect. To paraphrase Eleven, a work is a pile of good and bad things. The good doesn’t always soften the bad, but the bad doesn’t necessarily negate…