You had to point out that asymmetry?! God, even if the "after" crawled from the darkest depths of the Uncanny Valley, the "before" is giving me an OCD symmetry meltdown worthy of Death the Kid.

Love you too.

Actually, that doctrine is changing. The pope himself has even said that you don't need to be a Christian to be in grace. Of course, that's just the church adapting to a more multicultural world, but I recognize it as a positive move despite not being Catholic. It's not as easy to generalize Christian doctrine as you…

That's not what irony means.

I'm pretty sure they do that everywhere. Social camouflage is an amazing thing, like how easy it is to get into any building with unmanned security (ssuch as a key card) by simply waiting for someone to access it, walk up carrying something big, and ask them to hold the door. Ladders are especially effective.

I see why she didn't do it, but had it been me, I would have fulfilled the order. Only I would have used tiny stencil letters to write out the exact words of the request, including the words "a picture of two men holding hands," then used excessive amounts of icing to draw a big X over the entire thing. Then sent it…

People love to point out that tree thing, but never think about how many times they have, even if they're atheists, asked God to damn McDonald's if they wanted a bacon egg and cheese biscuit at 10:45 AM.

I think he should be gay.

It makes sense in the story, trust me. I won't spoil it unless you request me to. However, the idea did not come out of the blue ,but from the fact that even before the Lost Colony, some tribes did have the phenotype for blonde hair and blue eyes (though, obviously, it was exceptionally rare). How this came about is…

I would totally give it a go. I don't see what "training" you could do for that other than training for it.

I agree that it's racism to call beheading barbaric. However, I have a slightly different tack.

...there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the…

Played the Martells in the only game I've ever played. It was five-player and someone who was new to board games in general took the Tyrells.

If not, I want to be her wife.

Because dicks were already the subject of conversation. It's impolite to stick your dick where it doesn't belong, but once the subject's already popped up, you can take a shot at it.

As a straight guy with a very feminine mindset, I want her to be her wife.

At this point my dick is fully retreated into my stomach and my nuts were following close behind.

Going down to Wal-Mart*. This is going to be me tonight.

Did you ever consider that perhaps I was talking about your inability to dance with your username?

Username that is clearly intended to push people's buttons but does not jive with apparent politics, check.