Fun fact: When I was a medic, we were told to note the tourniquet time in any way possible. I distinctly remember "in blood, on their forehead" as an option. "All those shaved heads give you plenty of writing space, and don't worry about a marker. You've got all the red ink you need."

he also does a guest verse on every song of the last 8 years or so, that didn't already have Snoop Dogg or Kanye.

I just assume Gotham is an Eldritch Location due to the influence of the demon Barbatos (look it up). That's also why night seems to last 3 hours longer in Gotham.

The Owls would be PERFECT for this show and it's tone. They're relatively obscure (to the general public at least), Bruce did have a run-in with them as a kid that almost killed him (and, cleverly, led to the mental blind spot that kept him from ever investigating them as an adult). But even better, all of Batman's…

This reminded me of one of the random ideas that passed through my head without finding a good anchor. In a science-fiction universe, they have adaptive AI's that have been developed to learn from their owner, essentially acting as an extended brain. Over time they learn to anticipate your requests and have likely…

Playing Dark Souls with this would make "YOU DIED" alarmingly literal.

For reasons that are unimportant, once I had to figure out what the female equivalent of a circle jerk was. Asked a lot of y friends, and one of them finally gave me "daisy chain." That's become a favorite of mine.

He seriously assaulted Lou Ferrigno's girlfriend? While he was in the house? That's some horrible balls. The more that comes out about this, the more...not unbelievable, because I believe it...incredible has too positive connotations...I don't have a word for it.

Maybe there's an evil King Kai equivalent who trained him in HFIL?

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No, because right now, things are way too unbalanced. I don't care what the worst of feminists are saying, I care what the people who see it as part of their agenda to paint all feminists with that brush are saying. Almost everyone should, by the most common definition, consider themselves feminists.

Trolling? I'm serious. I'm just an idiot sometimes. You're right though, that sounded terrible.

I know this is gonna get some flak but...maybe that's not a bad idea?

As I said in another reply, I can verify that it does hurt a woman a lot (learned during an epic sex fail), but women are far quicker to recover. Probably because they're designed to give birth, while male genitals are (aside from excretion) single-purpose.

Why is Nickelback on there?

I know from experience that it's also very painful when a man kicks a woman's genitals.

I have nothing important to add, beyond the most epic ball attack in the history of everything.

Comments like this show how little people know about the actual comics. Bruce Wayne is often described as "billionaire philanthropist" as often as "billionaire playboy." The Wayne Foundation has two branches: The Thomas Wayne Foundation is dedicated to medical research and affordable health care, with free clinics…

Yet somehow she has no cleavage. That's worse breast anatomy than Mortal Kombat 9.