This is pretty off-topic, but how the heck did it become fanon that Dranei females have hemipenes?

Ah, what I call a "Dwarf Bread" situation. In Discworld, aside from its better known use as a weapon, Dwarf bread also can help sustain you on a long journey, similar to, but entirely unlike Lembas Bread. The way Dwarf bread works is it presents you with a food that is only edible on a technicality, so you will mix…

You have proven yourself a person I have no further interest in communicating with for the forseeable future. Good day.

And the guy who said things in another thread followed me to it, after saying he was going to ignore me. Some people just want to watch the world burn, I guess.

I wrote more in this article: http://luckystampede.kinja.com/the-story-of-m…

No, but she was 10 years younger than me (30 and 20 respectively), but we were both students at the same university.

If my girlfriend with Cystic Fibrosis could get one, I don't think this is an issue.

This is something I wrote to explain why I got tattoos: http://luckystampede.kinja.com/the-story-of-m…

I hate this attitude, which is why I wrote this a few minutes ago, explaining why I got mine: http://luckystampede.kinja.com/the-story-of-m…

You know, I was gonna give you an explanation of my tattoos, but I decided to split it off into its own article when it got over 1000 words. Here's the link: http://luckystampede.kinja.com/the-story-of-m…

I have five tattoos. Getting a sixth soon. Each one is meaningful in its own way. They're like a guide to major life events. My most recent one is a snowflake that says "Let it Go." Me and my fiancee bonded greatly over Frozen, as our relationship was a lot like Anna and Kristoff, but her personality and "artistic…

I'm the same, but opposite. I am attracted mostly to larger women...by which I mean, fat. Not merely curvy, but downright fat. Forget thigh gap, they should touch down to the knee. The more that jiggles the better.

That only works if you're Jim Butcher. Seriously, most of his writing comes out of deliberately bad ideas, made as cliche as possible. Heck, he created a character solely for exposition who is a literal talking head. As if that weren't enough, the character is named Bob. As in, "As you know, Bob..."

Well, "How NOT To Write a Novel" says that if you're gonna be sleazy, revel in it. Advice that John Ringo has taken to heart.

Referencing this?

Another one of The Onion's prophecies comes to pass.

Don't bring all of them, just one. If you're just a token, then you're going to die. However, bringing too many minorities dilutes your survival odds. If there's just one other minority with you, try to be less stereotypical than them. The least stereotypical of you will be the one to survive, along with the chaste…

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude, I was just confused. Turns out I did misread your post and thought that "he" was a "she," so I attempted to make a Daffy Duck joke while asking for clarification. Sorry if I came off as rude or confrontational, that wasn't my intent at all.

She? Britney, or are you having pronoun trouble?

I've always been amazed by just how dark most of her songs really are, if you read the lyrics. Metal or punk covers of "Crazy," "Baby One More Time," and "Toxic" have appeared on my Rule 63 Harley Quinn playlist.