I'm 30 and in college. I went to college, dropped out to join the military, and then went back after. I'm also dating a 20 year old I met when she was 19, and we just moved in together.

You would be correct. It's one of the quirks of the historical record that for the vast majority of Roman emperors, only the writings of their political opponents seem to have survived. It's like if the only sources for Barack Obama's presidency were Fox News and World Net Daily.

I'd go so far as to say Borderlands 2 had one of the best game stories of all time. It was a satirical look at differing perspectives of heroism and how easy it is to delude yourself into thinking you're the good guy. It deconstructed many sexist video game tropes, with Mr. Torgue's DLC being the biggest example. I…

I don't care what Poison's current gender or original gender is. I would still hit that, and enjoy being hit BY that. Seriously, would a dick ruin things that much? There's a hell of a lot you can do with a woman (particularly one that hot) that does not require a vagina, just saying.

It's intentional. Trey is fluent in Japanese, even majoring in it in college. He wrote the lyrics to "Let's Fighting Love," which is a funny enough song on its own, and knowing what they're saying in Japanese makes it even funnier. Whenever Japanese shows up on the show expect it to be accurate...unless it's funnier…

Embrace the Suck: As close to good morale as it often gets, a sort of humorous disconnect from just how awful things are.

Swap that. Think Barney Stinson as a loose cannon fighter pilot, and you have something close to comics Hal.

Same reason why he kept telling Amy and Rory not to look at the book, or why he says he pays very little attention to actual history, or why witnessing his death at the lake was so important.

Here's a question: If you start dating someone significantly younger than you, and while browsing their Facebook page, you find some really hot pictures of them...is it creepy if those pictures were taken before they were of legal age? We're talking 15-17 here.

On the one hand, I understand exactly what Tom Cruise was trying to say, and yes, it was taken very out of context.

While that may have been his intent, his choice of words betray his actual views here. Instead of saying a small subset of Republicans feel this way, he says "People with conventional views must repress a gag reflex" and "This family represents the cultural changes that have enveloped...America. To cultural…

For the longest time as a teenager, I thought something was wrong with me and that I was just dirty (no matter how much I scrubbed) because despite being whiter than Benedict Cumberbatch, my dick was a deep brown. If the rest of me matched, I could pass for native american. It's the most bizarre thing to be insecure…

Okay, this is something I just don't get. It applies not just to women and their desire to enjoy a nice breeze while keeping people from seeing their underwear, but also to men who go crazy over a brief flash of briefs: What is the big deal?

I've often thought dueling should be legalized again, under controlled circumstances. If two consenting adults don't think they can solve their differences in any way but murder, let them do it, and make sure that it is legal, controlled, and with no coercion involved.

I would never hit a girl. Never. I have actually gotten my ass kicked by a psycho lady kickboxer due to this fact (long story...) I'm a gentle, caring person who does not like violence and prefers to cuddle more than the most stereotypical woman.

People really had that much trouble with the story? I thought it made perfect sense. I saw it as largely a gonzo feminist allegory. The villain was practically the living embodiment of patriarchy, residing in an impossibly large penis...I mean tower. Meanwhile, the male-dominance is repeatedly undercut (while…