I remember reading this story about the Ted Stevens case in the New Yorker. That guy's punishment was only ever going to be bad job assignments in the future, though. More recently, some Texas prosecutor turned judge had to do 10 days in jail for deliberately sending an innocent man to prison for 25 years.

It's all fun and games until some corporation you don't like remixes someone else's music without permission to sell some crappy product you hate. Kind of a slippery slope.

For me, the Duke case is a story about prosecutorial misconduct, not false rape allegations. That guy went so far off the reservation that he was fired, disbarred, and then sent to jail for that shit. Prosecutors play dirty and send innocent people up the river all the damn time, but rarely, if ever, are they held…

SIT DOWN, JOE.

I'm picturing them as the chorus in "1776."

I can't even begin to imagine how rapacious she is with swag bags and those stupid giveaway areas at events.

Dirty, crumpled dollar bills too. That cheap blanket probably smells terrible.

I remember that story! They had given Lindsay a lifetime free ice cream card, but Dina was just using it to roll through and clean out their luxury freezer. What do you even need that many ice cream cakes for? I can understand a crazy person threatening to call 911, but actually having the followthrough to wait…

That actually makes a lot of sense, but there was a time a while back when a LOT of people I know were getting popped for DUI, and this is the first I've ever heard of it. Maybe you have to be a little more of a basket case for the judge to require you to get your head examined?

I'm confused about what authority the judge has to order a psych report, or even its relevance in a DUI case. Can you plead not drunk by reason of insanity?

Jesus take the wheel!

I really used to like the Mexican pizza from Taco Bell, and I was shocked, SHOCKED to learn that it was not actually a food item native to that country.

Like being locked in the fungeon. Fun dungeon.

My money's on J-Law as far as infernal bargains go.

That's not even the weird part of the interview.

Same people who took out Yasser Arafat. The connection is obvious!

He's like Michelle Bachmann or Sarah Palin in that you don't have to goad him at all. Just about any unscripted moment, something bizarre and offensive is going to come flying out of his mouth.

Liev Shreiber (no "n") ought to practice with Olympic short track speed skaters. Those guys are masters at subtly nut-checking their opponents down onto the ice without being disqualified by the officials.

You're welcome for being unstoppably turned on by Geraldo Rivera and his triumph of HGH and testosterone supplements. He possesses the "V," therefore you must love him. Maybe it's kind of like thigh gap that way.

I prefer the matching KFC bucket look.