Well, he probably figured that if he stuck it out long enough, he'd be fitted for a golden parachute in exchange for his resignation. Better that than the trouble and expense of the recall process.

Going out on a limb here, but I don't think a skimpy 2K buys Beyonce a whole lot of wig.

Maybe it makes her more relatable. Stars! They're just like us!

But she's the perfect bitch!

I was reading about the people involved in their little love triangle, and being forced to associate with each other for the rest of their lives sounds like the most perfect punishment. Too bad about the kid, but hopefully he or she will turn out to be a terrible person as well.

A worse Lifetime movie than "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?"

Wow. Nice triple post, me. Finding the llamas somewhat hypnotic.

Ooh. She looks like a sexy llama.

Ooh. She looks like a sexy llama.

Selected the material and everything.

Damn you, Lance, on behalf of Dr. No. Used to mean supervillain, now just super gay.

There's an article in Slate about him and his long political career. Apparently, none of his sexually harassing behaviors are new or particularly out of character, but he seems to have really gone off the rails with them over the past few years.

I know this is the typical Dear Prudence response, but as long as we're calling the situation insane, has anyone considered he may be suffering from dementia? Get a full workup from a neurologist!

Looks to me like he's rocking the Edgar from Men in Black ill-fitting skin suit.

Potato in a jacket! Toys in the attic.

I actually never saw any of the movies. My dad read some of the books to me when I was a kid, so this new homoerotic subtext stuff has me stopping up my ears and going la la la la la.

I was thinking he names his kids after gothic Western novels. Hud's the central character in "Horseman, Pass By," and Speck Daniels is an unsavory sort in Peter Matthiessen's Shadow Country trilogy. Both of them are shitty, shitty people.

Decimals are hard.

Shut the fuck up about Captain Hornblower! His relationship with Mr. Bush was based on mutual admiration and respect!

Shit, Game used to be a proud flunky, doing that stupid g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-G-UNIT thing longer than anybody else.