"Today we received news that some decent soul with a camera phone has quickly destroyed a legacy of shamelessly overt racism and cruelty that thousands of our past students built, while we stood by and watched it happen".

Also, 369 of those thousands of men went to war to keep slavery legal. You can read about it on the SAE homepage:

Yea I seriously doubt these kids WROTE this song. Not that it lessens what they did but dude needs to recognize that these attitudes are passed down

I'm so glad the baby punting story ended with the parents apologizing.

Oh they were the worst, those year 7 b.c. kids. Always tearing through town on their donkey carts blasting that damned loud Lyre music.

The invitations to my November 2001 wedding were mailed on September 10, 2001. The wedding venue? Windows on the World.

I get sweaty just looking at this dress. Remember the episode of Friends where Ross wears leather pants and smacks himself in the face with a baby powdered hand trying to pull them back up because the powder made a paaaaaastte?

In my head, that's what I said. And people around us clapped appropriately. I did say something, but in reality it probably wasn't exactly that. I did get a "You tell her, sister" from the woman in line just ahead of me. Single mother solidarity!

After my divorce, times were tough until I finished school. I once bought a birthday cake for my son, who was a young tween and a constant worrier about everything, using food stamps. The lady in line behind me tsk tsked and made all sorts of comments under her breath until I turned around and asked her what was the…

I love all of you opalescent tree sharks.

YAYYYY!!!!!! I LOVE LESLIE HALL! This song will be in my head all day now.

Exactly. Fried chicken is delicious. Just eat it. Leave black people out of it.

This has to be about the tenth time I've heard of such an incident.

That I was orgasming.

Whenever I've worked as an admin assistant, I make damn sure to point out how silly it is when people who've worked there 5 years longer than me can't fix the copier. Like, I know it's in my job description, but I figured it out myself in about 20 minutes. No one trained me how to change the toner because no one…

YESSSS. Once I was walking up to the printer to copy something and this brand new salesman just turned around, saw me, and with no hesitation handed me his papers and asked me to print them. Did he know who the hell I was and what my position was? NOPE!!

BWAHAHA! Once a lawyer on the opposite side of a deal sent me his handwritten comments on a PDF (I had sent him the document in Word) and asked me to "type them up" for him. He was less than pleased when I told him that I didn't work for him.

My other thought is, if she had access to affordable day care, maybe she would have gotten away from that sick bastard more easily as well.

Shut your mayonnaise ass up.