I used to get all grossed out when I'd read about how infrequently people washed their clothes in the past (because it's a pain in the ass, so why wash it if it doesn't look dirty?). Then I started wearing bras. Those things are right next to your body and right under your armpits and I have a magical automatic…

It was Dear Prudence. I will never forget that letter. I still chuckle to myself when I think of it.

I think it was Dear Prudence, actually, because I remember the comments section and the men were all freaking out about it and all the women were like "yeah, that's normal," which made all the men freak out even more because OMG THEY ALL DO IT.

If I'm thinking of the same one, it was Prudence. It stuck in my head because her response to the cries of disgust included the concept of not washing bras "until they can walk themselves into the laundry room."

Oh dear god, the infrequency of bra washing. But whatever, like they're washing their jeans everyday.

Ah yes, the international measurement unit "MPDG", there is a whole section devoted to that in a college course titled "The Math and Science of Transitioning Previous Life Requirements to Hobbies: Pickling, Crocheting, and Candle-Making"

That's exactly what he means. Which is why that I often go out of my way to ensure my back/shoulder tattoo is visible in court. None of the judges care because I do a good job.

He owns the same kind of mirror that Donald Trump has. One that's tells them they are so incredibly good looking they should mock the appearance of others.

And that is why you don't try to teach lessons to your students

Or a small Bonnie Franklin.

What I just wrote on the GT rant thread (don't judge me for the length, I've been watching this show since I was 14. 14!!!!)

Man, white people have the worst pinatas.

YES! I had a sketch experience when I took the Greyhound up to LA once to visit some old friends. After that, I would always try to find older ladies to sit next to.

That woman who stayed as a witness is a hero.

My niece used to take the train back and forth to visit her dad for the weekends when she was around 12 (part of a custody agreement). Some weird dude sat next to her and started saying and acting inappropriately, but for some reason, my niece was paralyzed with fear to say anything. She said he eventually put his…

The thing so often ignored in this discussion is that for many, there really isn't a choice. Not everyone has a "career" and the "lack of flexibility" isn't a regret as much as a reality for the vast majority of people. As unromantic as it sounds, a lot of people aren't as concerned with fulfillment as they are with…

I agree that nuance is important, and I also think this distracts from the actual issue (the issue being Dan Synder and the team name) but I don't think you're doing anything helpful by adding to the pool of bullshit that minority people face. If this joke had come from an actual Asian person? I probably would have…

If you have to do or say something racist, to point out something racist, maybe you should re-examine the point you're trying to make. But who am I kidding? Of COURSE Jezebel thinks "it's satire" is a valid excuse for racism. Again.

the fuck, the fuck, the fuck! No No NO!!! I have seen a lot of dead bodies. Dead bodies in homes. Dead bodies in cars. Dead bodies at roadside. In their kitchen. In their bathroom. We had to remove a toilet one time because we had no place to stand because the dead body took up the entire floor space, being over 700…