Don't forget also being white - As far as I know a black person has never won either the Bachelor or the Bachelorette.

My daughter had 4 root canals at 3. She needed them. She has severe acid reflux (like puking 3 or 4 times a day, every day), and the acid had eaten away at her enamel. Unfortunately, about a month after I paid $1800 for a root canal on a front tooth, she tripped and damaged the tooth so that it abscessed, and I ended…

The comments on her Facebook page are making me cringe. So much "You don't owe anyone an apology, Ani! You're amazing!" and "All these haters clearly don't know who you are as an artist."

BUT WHAT ABOUT FREEZE PEACH OKAY YOU'RE JUST NOT RESPECTING DUCKMAN'S FREEZE PEACH

I feel like the only fucking person who read his absolute refusal to directly acknowledge you, only to follow that up with snide remarks under his breath, to be the passive-aggressive fight-starter that it was? Jesus fucking cripes, people. You walk up to a guy, and say, "sorry, that's my seat," and he acts like…

Heh, I've heard that from Catholic friends a lot, but not being Catholic myself, I was hesitant to use that turn of phrase for fear of sounding a little too presumptuous.

I miss Peter O'Toole.

Fresh, raw milk goat cheese is the best stuff on earth if you can your hands on it. I figure since some of the bacteria like listeria you can get from melon and fresh salad as well as raw milk cheeses, as a healthy adult, I'll take my chances. Well, except for right now and the next 8 months but once I'm not pregnant…

Time for a joke! (Because I'm tired of these debates. Just steam my pasteurized milk for my latte and shut-up!)

SP?

I loathe the word womb. For all the reasons you described and more. It further makes women sound like nothing more than baby making machines when that is the furthest thing from some of our minds.

Yeah, and as I said, this is a form of cold-reading done by psychic hustlers and con men. A lot of people in his church, particularly the women, will have had some form of sexual abuse/rape/molestation in their past based on the statistics, so even if he is wrong about the abuser he seemingly confirms his 'powers' to…

Goodness gracious me, how ignorant ARE you? Women are 50% of the human race, and the tech/business world is crammed with women qualified to sit on a board of a major corporation like that, so therefore Twitter's excuse of "but we couldn't find any" was transparently bullshit. Turns out they could find plenty of women…

How about the fact that a person's health, actual or perceived (and no, statistical analysis does not make you an individual fat person's doctor), has zero bearing on whether or not it's okay to be a dick to them?

Every year?

Intent isn't magical. If you as an artist create something that further oppresses people, that reinforces the same stereotypes and understandings of race that literally get people killed, um yeah, that is your responsibility. You as an artist are responsible for what you put out into the world. If the world would have…

Too bad Michael Pollen can't eat his own belly-button cheese until after 6.

Madison is definitely Frankenfurter. Zoe is Janet.

Well, an Asian woman is using her own art to talk about racism and sexism against Asian women, so I'm pretty sure no one gives a fuck if you're offended by it.

Yes! How dare us Asians think a white dude might be interested in us as a person instead of a racial stereotype. The fact that vast majority of men we meet are white has nothing to do with anything, and we obviously just obsessed with the idea of a strong GI joe who will save us from our people. It's completely our…