i've read similar theories. one is that 12 is just a guidline enforced by the timelords for safety since after 12 things get weird. but now that there are no more timelords, the doctor can regenerate as many times as he wants. and this might be the opening to a female or POC, the regenerations getting "weird."

The rule of 12 regenerations may have been altered when River gave him hers. Or, at least, that's my personal theory. So I really hope this does not become necessary 'coz: ick!

He just makes a lot of really unfunny rape jokes. It's supposed to be edgy because he doesn't care if you like him or not! Except, you know, he's a comedian so he really, really wants you to like him.

Right? That was weird. Just post pictures of your pet or your food so that people can get as ragey about you as they do about moms posting pictures of their babies.

Yeah, 'cause small children have so much dignity. I watched one this weekend stop, squat, shit her pants, and then, while still squatted, pick something up off of the ground AND EAT IT.

I wonder what def jam French comic Jean K Jean has to say about this?

Would one of you youngs please create a GIF of the Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land employee saying "My children need wine"? Because I am too old &/or drunk to do so.

I'm admittedly against the death penalty anyway, but it seems like a plea that would keep him in prison for the rest of his life might be the best result. I'm not sure that testifying and being cross-examined and having to see the fucker again would be helpful for his victims.

for the record, marcus mumford does not have a beard. this will never stop being offensive to me. how can he properly be a hobo yelling in a bathroom without a beard?

My mother always called it her sister Lucia but I think she was made out of marijuana. Come to think of it, Auntie Lucia always had a skunky smell to her.

My grandmother was brought over the Rio Grande in the saddlebag of a burro 100 years ago. Her five children all have graduate degrees, and one is a professor emeritus of pharmacology. Her five grandchildren (my dad's family sucked at breeding for dog-people, it seems) all have graduate degrees as well and include an…

We should be friends. Extra points for you if you wear the firemenuniform whiles hauling drunk ass.

I have the same reactions when one of my guy friends says this to me. "I didn't really believe in feminism until I had a daughter!"

my immediate reaction was, "please stop juicing, wilford brimley", but then i realized it was gerardo ribiero or whatever his mustache is.

Shut up. Please. Just shut up. We are so tired of hearing that we cause our own demise all the damned time.

No. It's not my duty to sit and spoonfeed you when there are a gazillion resources out there for you to search out for yourself if you are so fucking interested in figuring it out. I'm not going to magically change your mind by telling you the exact same thing that everyone else is, because from the sounds of things…

It shouldn't be a race issue.

"How is babby feminist formed?"

maybe if partners paid more attention to ALL of each others needs, it wouldn't be so bloody common.

There is no generation more narcissistic than the Boomers. They ruined everything. Fuck you, Big Chill.