You're the common denominator in your relationships, hun.

I'm a healthcare provider and I try to explain it to my judgy coworkers like this. With few exceptions, most of our patients regularly strap themselves into metal cans and accelerate upwards of 10x natural human running speed. It's not natural, it's terribly unsafe, and it's entirely the product of our consumer…

Well, then maybe he should shut his fucking cake hole about such matters; is it really necessary to say stupid shit about women losing their "drive" when a baby's lips touch their busoms?

Thanks.

Maybe there are simply more women who realize that going into global macro trading is a soul destroying job in which you profit by helping fuel a patriarchal economy that is gradually leading to a feudal society and are sensible enough to not want to be a part of that shit.

I also forgo the top sheet in favor of duvet throwing magic. Who needs top sheets anyways?

"And really, aren't you bored with it? Aren't you bored thinking about it? Isn't it the most soul-deadening shit in the world to think about it?"

+infinity. I survived Stage IV cancer this year, and am finally feeling well again. Apparently, well enough to start obsessing over my body's shape. When that happens, I have…

"She's always with me in spirit. She's over there, right now, glaring at you for being so stupid."

I am from California, I can attest to the fact that San Bernardino is a real place.

Um, YOU'RE WELCOME, Jezebel, for the CatShark video.

WTF is "my race"? Unless you specifically mean "half-Norwegian," I don't have anything in common with other white people besides existing in a shared system that benefits us based on arbitrary physical characteristics. There's nothing objectively bad about being white, just like there's nothing objectively good about…

I would make a rabbit joke but I'm pretty sure rabbits multiply like the Irish. Ireland just got back to the 6 million population from before the famine, but the descendants of immigrants apply for 10 million passports every year, and they are good for ten years.

NOT REALLY

do you even go here?

Some people like brown eyes, some people like blue eyes. Some people like to project an air of exoticized submissiveness onto a huge subset of the population, simultaneously otherizing and objectifying the very people they claim to revere. Can't we all just agree to disagree?!

True. I just grabbed the first clapping gif url I found to accompany the diy instructions, which are much more important.

That is hardly clapping wildly.

Here's one: