Plus, if your employer allots you a number of sick days, those are generally paid sick days, so how would taking all of the sick days allotted to you contribute to the gender wage gap?

That little floppy bag? That's where she keeps her fucks. It's empty.

Me too. First one there buys the first round?

Sideways? I can't figure out which side is up. This is one of those pieces that could work hung in any direction.

I think Chyna looks beautiful in all of these photos, and I’m totally squeamish-ick-gross about pregnancy.

Also, we can put a man on the moon, but we can’t build restroom stalls that don’t immediately get out of alignment so the latch won’t close?

Yes, I would probably ask how you would incorporate your lizard into your litigation strategy.

This is what we were told *in freakin’ law school* 15 years ago, and I still see this advice popping up on legal blogs.

As a redhead, I must correct you both. The only acceptable nicknames for us are “Red” and “Clownsnatch.”

When she starts crying, I'm right there with her. Goddamn, good job.

OMG you will love it. The Lusitania exhibit has a bank of old fashioned pay phones - you step in, pick up the phone and get to listen to a recording of some local who was actually in Cobh on the day the ship sank, when all the local fishermen rowed out and saved a bunch of people. Plan at least a half day.

Totally jumping in the middle of the whole Titanic joke, but if you are interested in the real, non-Cameron Titanic story and find yourself in Ireland, visit the Cobh Heritage Museum in Cobh (formerly Queenstown). It has Titanic stuff, and also exhibits on the Lusitania (which sank outside Cobh) and the Irish…

And Colin Jost.

When I was clerking, my judge had to order the jail to provide an in-custody defendant underwear. She was a tiny woman (the defendant, though the judge was too) and had been given a jumpsuit that was so baggy, the crotch was halfway to her knees. Pads were available from the jail, but if you don’t have panties to hold…

She was an actress, for a while in the 90s in Seattle at least.

Anchovy paste is the shit. Comes in a tube like toothpaste (in a long rectangular box, check for it where the tinned oysters and sardines are, near the canned tuna). I add it to sauces to add flavor - squeeze some in when I add the garlic to saute - or spread a bit on a steak before you grill it. Of course, it makes…

Foxes look a little drunk all the time. Like, funny-and-lovable drunk.

Seattle Jezzies, regardless of the court’s decision (whether we’re celebrating or grieving & grumbling) Shout Your Abortion is planning a gathering tomorrow night at 9:00pm, at 10th & Pine.

It smells so terrible! And I always always forget it’s there when I’m running errands in the market and invariably think “I’ll run down Post Alley to cut over to the Wester Ave stairs” and then boom, dank old minty smell.

I had the extreme good fortune to see the show in April, with understudy Alysha Deslorieux standing in for Philippa Soo, and she was amazing. I hope she gets the permanent role.