I had to have a joint repaired using “donor bone” and it skeeved me out (dead guy’s haunted skeleton is in me!) but now I can walk so I’m cool.

So much this. But also, have a damn imagination. White people have been imagining Jesus as a white dude for thousands of years, so it shouldn’t be too hard to suspend your disbelief.

Aptly put.

Yes, awards in real property and trademark here, still had men mansplain shit to me all through law school.

I assume Leslie Jones is tearing up the writers’ room.

Yeah, I love you Bill Nye, but social science = science and 500+ years of white supremacy and colonialism say “no.”

If she pulls Big Freedia up on stage to perform this tomorrow at half-time, I will fall over dead. It's okay - I’ve had a good life.

Probably Joe Dallesandro’s rather than Warhol’s. Would keep.

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

One of my sisters threw a snit when we all stayed friends with her ex. My mom’s response “you can’t expect us to accept and love your new guy like family if you’re going to snatch him away if you break up someday.”* That’s 20 years ago, and we’re all tight with that ex, as well as the new boyfriend who became an ex,…

I go to Nordstrom or Macy’s for brands like Walcoal and Natori, but watch for sales bc those bitches are ‘spensive. For pokey underwires, get a pack of moleskin blister bandages and stick them on folded over the edge of the pokey wire end.

He owns the registered trademark “Bikram” for a bunch of different yoga-related goods and services, so he can still sue any studio for using the “Bikram” mark. As I understand it, studios have entered into licensing arrangements with Choudhury to use the Bikram mark, paying him license fees, and he’s sued studios who…

Ok, Bikram yogis, you’re officially on notice. None of that “benefit of the doubt” “innocent until proven guilty” bullshit. He’s been found liable for sexual harassing his employee. He’s been publicly accused of rape by six different women. By attending a Bikram-branded class at a Bikram-branded studio, you are…

Same with those who say the poor have no money management skills. Poor people have crazy good money management skills, they just aren’t the same skills that middle class, upper-middle class and rich people need.

“Please, step into the dining room where you will find a notebook with your name on the cover. That contains your character, race, class and alignment. I will be your dungeon master. Grab a Mountain Dew and get comfortable, it’s going to be a long night.”

Did you know that the actress who plays Chanel #3 is Carrie Fisher’s daughter? Makes the whole earmuffs bit pretty hilarious.

The whole Radwell family, plus Chanel #3 (earmuffs).

(Psst. I make cheese. You can have unpasteurized cheese that’s aged more than 60 days. Pretty much any medium or hard cheese like Gouda, Manchego, Asiago, etc. No Brie, chèvre or other soft cheese, unless made from pasteurized milk.)

The Academy should just preemptively give all the awards to the cast, crew, director & producer of Hamilton the Musical, for the film adaptation. Or just do better, try harder.

The victims are witnesses.