Thanks for clarifying - I guess you do learn something new every day. Though I would call that "spoiled pea soup" or "sick baby diaper".
Thanks for clarifying - I guess you do learn something new every day. Though I would call that "spoiled pea soup" or "sick baby diaper".
One of my favorite memories from freshman year of college was teaching a friend how to eat an artichoke. Blew his damn mind.
Wait, amber is a brownish-yellowish-orange color, and green is green. How are these two words together a color? Seriously, I can't even imagine this color.
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A simple dress made of cotton cloth with a belt of abalone shells and sea urchin spines and other beadwork, with beaded hair wraps and usually comfy sandals.
I get what you're trying to say here, but pre-colonial clothing is not the same as current culturally traditional regalia. Otherwise I would be attending powwow topless.
Did you hear him on Wait Wait when Alice Cooper was the Not My Job guest and he totally fanboyed all over the radio thanking Cooper for giving 70s weird kids and outlet for their weird? Bc it is not often that Wait Wait gets me teary.
I also eschew the top sheet. Except in summer, when it is the only cover.
There are at least a few states that will allow you to apprentice with a supervising lawyer in order to qualify to take that state's bar exam and practice. My former legal assistant has been doing that for three years, and she's learning at least if not more than a law student would. Plus, she can now file and argue…
Not nearly as fabulous as the Old Man and Strega Nona, but my last serving/bartending gig was at a family-owned Italian seafood joint on the coast. I had been conditioned in my prior restaurants to never call out sick unless you could get someone to cover your shift or get fired. First time I came down sick at Family…
Since he's a "junior," it would have been one set of his grandparents who chose to pair "Lancelot" with their last name.
Damn you, you reeled me in with your beautiful noir prose.
I've been with Mr. Luckier for 18 years and can't recall a single moment when a dick pic would have been a good idea. I like his junk fine, a just don't want a photo.
This. If all those service jobs are filled by high school students, how is it that you can get a burger from the drive-thru at noon on Wednesday in November, i.e., while teenagers are at school?
NinjaCate, you hit on exactly the argument I've been making here in Seattle in favor of raising the minimum wage. "But I'll go out of business if I have to pay my employees enough to keep them off food stamps" means you are terrible at business.
HotLips Dick would be a terrible/awesome name tho.
I have two sets of friends who each have two kids, one with mom's last name and one with dad's. Their kids all seem fine.
I would like to see a new rule mandating that any company that wishes to take advantage of the Hobby Lobby ruling or the religious objection opt-out rule must advertise that fact in each of its job postings. So, after the "X, Co. is an equal-opportunity employer . . ." it could add "except for you slutty women with…
I bet she (her lawyer) asked for much more than $50k in their initial demand/lawsuit, and then negotiated down to the $50k settlement. The initial demand in a lawsuit is always high, because the parties will seek to negotiate a settlement before going to trial as a last resort. If you demand $X, you will always get…
What someone should invent is a pair of underwear that doubles as a scrunchie. That way, you can go out on Saturday night looking all on-trend and have an extra pair of panties the next morning. One of you crafty monkeys get on that, make me proud.