In my hometown of Stockton CA, you say? Make bail and I'll fly down, meet you Xochimilco's.

Hmm, I wonder if a warg could ride/be a dragon.

There is something so extremely bad-ass & also serial-killer-y about using a crab's own pokey leg to dig his body out and eat it. Imma pretend to be Hanibal Lector when I'm eating crabs this weekend.

The Flag Day powwow is an annual event, so I think these folks are cool with it.

I admire your belt onion style.

And her response will have all the puns.

I need to know is that lox-type smoked salmon or northwest-style smoked salmon because reasons.

I'd forgotten about Perley Day. I always loved that name.

Late 80s, and WTF does that matter?

My university was so non-dress code that there was a student who attended classes naked. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I would sit on my patio chatting with my roomies waiting for naked guy to walk by, as my alarm clock for when it was time to go my next class. #BananaSlug4Lyfe

Exactly! I can't wait to be a super important Hollywood person so I can tweet "hey Delta, if you're going to let men on the plane can you seat them all in the back so I'm not having to sit sideways and fight for the armrest because of ballspread?"

Yes, about ten blocks from my house, and these young men were the 4th and 5th shooting victims in the last 4-6 weeks in this area, and no one is paying much attention.

Agreed, but it would be hilarious to see an actor's baby bump covered in green-screen cloth and CGI'd out.

But only if they're Gold Star.

Yes! Did you see she retweeted the parody account @JCSweaters? I love her sweaters.

I could totally try to re-write Cinderella or Snow White to be progressive feminist stories but the general audience would be all "what about the love story?" #NotAllPrinceCharmings

I've met Ken Jennings and he's friends with two of my nicest friends and he's so nice! And so funny too. Really, if you met him you would be Team KenJen.

OMG is that Ana Camp? Why did no one tell me that True Blood's uptight lustful preacher's wife was in his movie?

I personally know an Imogen and she's rad. Do it with my blessing.

Yes, everything you are saying. Plus, wearing a feather on your mortar board is an actual tradition in the Native community - many Native kids receive their first feather upon their high school graduation. White people don't have a cultural tradition of augmenting their mortarboards, but I would bet this school…